How was your week in the US?
If you're up for it, respond with an image/GIF summarizing your week. Explain it, or let other people guess the meaning. Here's mine
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If you're up for it, respond with an image/GIF summarizing your week. Explain it, or let other people guess the meaning. Here's mine
For NOW...
You just discovered that some people enjoy holding hands (in public!) and this has shocked you to your core.
Oh my stars! How disgraceful.
still waiting for your pfp to load >-<
It's going to knock your socks off when it does
Your friend tried to get you to try new pizza toppings, but you only like pepperoni so you picked off everything else.
You're a soil scientist that replicated an important study about erosion and fault lines.
That damn mosquito kept you awake all night.
You had an eye exam and couldn't even read the first line because you're legally blind.
You discovered that Hell is real, but only Muppets have souls and can go there
You and @[email protected] had the greatest romance of all time:
https://discuss.online/post/17496263/14542411
You discovered that Nicole the Fediverse Chick isn't really a Polish girl from Toronto
There's no AI behind chatgpt, it's just you typing really fast, and this is what it looks like when you're busy.
Your career as a crash test dummy was exciting, but brief
You got distracted at an orgy, looked around, and realized that everyone was facing away from you
You just realized that it wasn't really Microsoft technical support that you gave root access to on discuss.online
You are the tomato at the bottom of the produce drawer, greeting the new groceries
Awful. All this extra societal stress is causing absurd levels of muscle soreness. Everything hurts. We are no longer a democracy and, being autistic, I am a target.
Yeah, things are not looking great, but @[email protected] captures my attitude pretty well with this image:
Hoping that the MAGAts turn on Musk/Trump like the hyenas from the Lion King when consequences start happening, but in the meantime that's my vibe 👆
Keep in mind that everyone is a target. You will most likely slip through the cracks.
You learned to dance a haka, but you have all the coordination of Elaine from Seinfeld.
Edit: sorry, this sounds a bit more dickish than I intended.
No, it's entirely true. It doesn't matter though because it intimidates my enemies regardless
Not anywhere close to as good as it is for the girl in the gif.
She just found out that it's legal to drink ketchup straight from the bottle
I cried I wept I lost my mind…
This may cheer you up:
This made it worse! The closing tide…
I do want to hug that lil guy
Seems appropriate somehow:
Fine presidential material right there 🫡
You took ecstasy?
(from earlier in 2024)
Or did ecstasy take me? 🤔
Edit: I was gonna go with my favorite gif (below), but I didn't want people to think that I was like... crazy or something!? :-P
You spent the week being a fabulous person and a productive member of society and you are not behind me right now as I type this
That you kno- uh I mean yeah, right! 👍
(Edit: I had an image but the proxy kept breaking it, so removed. If it helps, it was to https://preview.redd.it/may-i-remind-you-its-going-to-be-2024-in-3-months-v0-a7eutt27egmb1.jpg?auto=webp&s=d66f0c58b94e02e6fbe67fb7ac316a025c7fb848)
She all grown up now!?
You received divine inspiration about Life, the Universe, and Everything, but it was in Welsh, which you don't speak.
Close enough!
You had a near death experience and got a swirly from Jock Jesus