Speaking about the mine, Errol told Musk biographer Walter Isaacson: “If you registered it, you would wind up with nothing, because the Blacks would take everything from you.”

Hmm...exactly the guy to prove someone isn't racist.

Classic. Can't be racist, cause he once met a black dude...

"He's not racist, it's just that I taught him that he was superior to every black person that he ever met as a child." Fucking hell.

This is beyond parody at this point.

I'm not racist, my favorite slaves are black

He paid black people to be nice to Musk as a child... and that's his defense!?

"Servants".

He's just rreeeaalllyy into white people breeding.

I thought I was so original posting this yesterday:

Elon “I can’t possibly be a racist troll, some of my best serfs are Negroes!” Musk.

Turns out his own father beat me to it!

I read the headline and was absolutely positive that it was an onion article, then saw where this was posted.

This is the same guy that married his step daughter.

How dumb do you have to be to mess up the "I have a black friend" defense?

Yowza.

Just shows how disconnected from reality these people are. They live in a bubble of luxury, affluence, yes-men. They've never experienced any semblance of hardship or struggle, ever. He grew up with servants for fucks sake.

Look, I think my opinion on Elon is obvious, but "my son made friends with people whose best interest was to be friendly towards him and not mouth off" is not a good argument lmao

It's the "I have black friends" defense but with servants. What's next? "The people he had locked up were his best chums so he's still not racist?"

My family is originally from Rhodesia, I was shocked when my father told me he had servants growing up

He was

You can't make this shit up

This one really should have been the Onion

“His best friend was a black guy named Early! Because he was never late.”

Holy shit

*Bleck.

Hes racists against humanity.

Hes in a silent war with steve bannon. He gave thr salute brcause he knows the maga mouth breathers dont like billionares. Hes faking it to gain favor. Thats the actual reason he did it.

Dont believe me? Look it up. Steven bannon hates him. Steve is on the outs and hates musk.

You folks have to realize there are power grabs at play and musk is not doubt using chatgpt to suggest ways to stay ahead.

Fortunately chatgpt cant fix crazy.