Spyke

Little dude looks like I should be able to lightly press his back and he lights up like a novelty nightlight

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Damagereply
feddit.it

I expected a paragraph saying it's banned in the EU for causing AIDSCancer

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Aeao
lemmy.world

this reminds me of one of my "cowboy phrases"

Im from Texas but I live somewhere else now. My employees laugh at some things I thought were common phrases.

Anyway ...

Person: I wish/wanted/hoped (blank)

Me: yeah, and I wish frogs had wings so they didn't have to bump their ass on the ground when they hopped. Life is full of little disappointments.

In case you're curious for a couple more cowboy phrases.

Person: are you sure this was (the most likely cause)

Me: the bright star is always Venus. Is that bright star Venus? Probably, we can find out, it's a waste of time tho because it'll be venus. It's always Venus.

Last example: "I see" said the blind man as he pissed into the wind "it's all coming back to me now"

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Sokureply
lemmy.world

You're from very eloquent part of Texas

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Aeaoreply
lemmy.world

Want to hear another one that isn't Texan, I think it's just me?

When someone is hurrying me or being impatient I'll say

"Chill Vladimir, don't be Russian"

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Frog coloration meaning: DANGER!!! DO NOT EAT!!!

Humans: straight into the mouth

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I mean, I lick every frog and toad I find, but this guy is getting popped right in the mouth.

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