Yup & it's realistic

Me, evidently.

Although my partner is one of those people I don't think has the constitution required to wake up a heavy sleeper. I suspect they just gave me a couple of taps on the shoulder and gave up or something.

Me.

I have insomnia. Sleep is more precious than sex. If I wake up in the middle of the night, I might as well start my day 'cause I'm not falling back asleep.