My 4yo little brother is bored and I asked him if he wanted to answer questions and he said yea. So ask him anything youve ever wanted to ask a 4yo here
Hahaha. Nice. Also can't go wrong with $1/burger. I'm not sure my kid has a favorite (2 yo), but he does like the one with the dirt pile, so I'll assume that's his favourite.
I didn't think this question could be even more important and relevant than the previous times I've asked it, but here we are:
What's his favorite dinosaur? 🦕
T rex
How do you put an elephant in the fridge?
We dont know. He probably wont fit
Open the door, put the elephant in, close the door.
How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?
Open the door and put him in?
Open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, close the door.
The lion Kind called all of the animals to pride rock. Who didn't go?
Who?
The giraffe. (He was in the fridge)
You have to get across a river that a sign says is infested with crocodiles. How do you get across?
Take a boat
The elephant was in first....
🦈
I'll take that as "eat the rich"
Iceland is in the artic ocean. It's capital is Reykjavic. What is your brother's favourite fruit?
Bananas
Is that a Craigy Ferg reference?!
If you had a pet dinosaur, what's the first thing you would do?
Also what would you name it?
Ride around on him and his name would be Brucey
I think this is the best answer we've had yet to the dinosaur question.
And that's a big deal, because we ask everyone their favorite dinosaur.
If you could find a dinosaur bone, would you:
OR
He wants the biggest one
What's the newest fad? I'm out of the loop. The last I remember where those reusable bubble wrap poppit things
He just likes anything with dinosaurs in it
Like the ground?
😂 yes the skeletons are cool to
What is your favorite living dinosaur?
(mine is a crow)
Crows are dinos?
And he said crocodiles 🐊
All birds are dinosaurs. So when you eat chicken nuggets formed like dinosaurs you are eating real dinosaurs!
My favourite living dinosaur is the emperor penguin.
All birds are dinosaurs. Crocodiles share a common ancestor with dinosaurs, but crocodiles are not dinosaurs.
As any child should haha.
How many numbers does it take to write down infinite?
All of them
To your brother: is your sibling a poo poo head sometimes?
Alternatively: what's your favorite Bluey episode?
He said that yes, im always a poopy head :/
And the best bluey is burger shop
Hahaha. Nice. Also can't go wrong with $1/burger. I'm not sure my kid has a favorite (2 yo), but he does like the one with the dirt pile, so I'll assume that's his favourite.
My son's is when Bingo is tired of walking
That's a good one as well.
Which is heavier?: 1kg of feathers or 1kg of steel
Steel
Heh. Always gets them. But I don't expect a 4yo to even know what a kg is anyway, so yeah.
Mac and cheese, grilled cheese sandwich, or cheese pizza?
Grilled cheese
To be happy
What’s your favorite thing to do on the playground?
He likes the slide the best
What's his favorite dinosaur? 🦕
T. rex
Ice cream or cake?
Ice cream!
Is it siesta time yet?
We love naps but not yet
He stopped listening to me when I didn’t know how to pronounce personalities the first 3 times I tried
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