Spyke

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Ban social media. Or at least Instagram and TikTok. Fucking influencers. Social Media was a fucking mistake. We should’ve stopped after 2015.

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I was really hoping she'd get to keep influencing from inside an Ozzy cell. 🎵 Hello disappointment, my old friend... 🎶

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lemm.ee

I invite her to come turtle grabbing with me. It'll be fun, promise!

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sopuli.xyz

I prefer the PMs suggestion that she try and grab a baby crocodile from its mother instead.

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Sure, but she's back in the states. Also, she's guaranteed to not be aware of how far a snapping turtle can get you from.

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