Spyke

It's like when someone tells me something is unbreakable. It becomes my mission to come up with a way of breaking it.

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eureply
kbin.social

It's like the Titanic, it was doomed the moment someone called it unsinkable. No self-respecting universe would let that slide.

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lemmy.zip

Fun fact: The "unsinkable" actually came from its sister Olympic, after it came out relatively unscathed from a collision with the Hawke (Wikipedia link)

Fun fact: Between the 3 ships of the class, Olympic was the only that survived to retirement. Britannic was sunk by a mine in WWI after less than a year in service.

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Well, and they ran out of the good bolts halfway through building the titanic and they had to use cheaper ones. And the captain thought it was fine to just barrel full steam ahead in a the foggy and icy north Atlantic.

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Hotdogmanreply
lemmy.world

Hi, I'm the president of life lock and you can't hack my identi... Hold on, wait! Let me finish this commercial first!

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lemmy.blahaj.zone

I’m not sure about how LifeLock operated in the past, but the second they became associated with Norton they became irrelevant. Norton has yet to produce a worthwhile product in any category. At best their services are useless and at worst actively harmful to consumers.

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I’m not sure about how LifeLock operated in the past

Merging with Norton was a lateral move, if that helps. And I agree with everything you said about Norton.

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lemmy.world

I remember someone got into such a billboard and replaced the ad with IKEA-style instructions on how to replace the ads in those billboards.

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Hadriscusreply
lemm.ee

Really ? got a link ? I wonder if the instructions work in any country (I assume the billboards are built differently)

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feddit.de

Now someone needs to make AR glasses with the sole purpose to detect and blur out ads

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lemmy.world

Then, invariably, they put out a update that just puts in their own ads

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Is this before or after they beam them directly into our dreams? I could really use a pair of lightspeed briefs...

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Those Braille reader screens will start injecting ads.

And these dumb fuck advertisers will advertise something like car insurance on there.

I always get these spam letters in the mail about how I am preapproved for car insurance. Like I don’t even have a drivers license, so their approval process is clearly not very thorough.

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LiquorFanreply
pathfinder.social

Yeah, but then somebody is going to crack them and make an adblock for real life.

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Mythrilreply
lemm.ee

Replacing all ads with cat and dog videos

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lemmy.world

Haha now if only they could do it in Times Square. That place is a giant eyesore.

I used to feel bad about using an ad blocker on the internet, but not anymore. I utilize PiHole and uBO for ad blocking now because the internet has literally become unusable without it. I never minded seeing ads, but they have gotten so brazen about it now with the most obnoxious ads possible. When the ads start negatively affecting the usability of the Internet there's a serious problem. So they can either use respectful ad placement and get some revenue from me, or they can have them blocked and get zero revenue. It's their choice.

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Sotuandusoreply
lemm.ee

That's why I like that my adblocker has an option to let respectful ads through.

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I have network wide ad blocking with a PiHole server. I've also got a Wireguard VPN server so I can connect to have PiHole ad blocking on my phone while I'm out.

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lemmy.ml

Wasn't there once a Spotify ad for their own premium service where all they did was play annoying dissonant sounds and then was like "you wouldn't have had to hear that if you had premium."

I wouldn't have had to hear that if I didn't use your fucking app and torrented all my music, how bout that?

(I never got an ad like this back when I still used Spotify so I can't confirm if this is real or not. Anyone else know what I'm talking about and can confirm if this was ever a thing?)

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Technically they didn't block it enough, you can still read the company name. Advertisers will love it even more because it will circulate social media. I hate this game.

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LEXreply

Stop! You've violated the law, mate!

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kbin.social

Crazy how we could just pass a law outlawing billboards and ads like this. But we don't.
There are voter initiatives in so many states, but we don't use them for anything fun. Just carrying water for Uber to protect it from its employees or finding new ways to oppress minorities.

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Imagine how different Time Square would be if those billboards showed valuable information instead

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Somewhere the cool teacher that everyone likes has this hanging as a poster on their wall I just know it

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No matter how clever you think you are, there is always someone more clever.

I used to think AR was a niche thing for business and kinda dumb for every day use but then I thought: You'd be able to block ads. Graffiti. Garbage. Just filter the world into a cartoon if you want. Now I fucking wish I had some AR device so I can literally live inside a fantasy world, if only visually. So instead of seeing a filthy bum puking his guts out onto the garbage cluttered sidewalk as he leans against a filthy encrusted brick wall, tagged with vile shit I'll instead see a unicorn projecting a rainbow against the backdrop of a magical grove.

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It's like when they say something is idiot proof, then the universe delivers a bigger idiot.

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What about a hunting crossbow? They might be easier to get, and are way cooler than a rifle.

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Probably the same kind of tool general population would need to take down capitalism itself.

But you won't see this because your instance censors mine.

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why do you want to expose yourself to an ad, fuck that

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