Spyke

I’m tired about all these jokes about my giant hand! The first such incident occurred in 1956…

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At first, I was concerned about that much energy in such a small package.

Now I'm afraid of that giant hand.

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lemmy.today

Its also 9000000000000000000 MAH at 0.0000000000001V

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Its actually useful because a battery has a specific operating voltage. It should be required to put both.

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lemmy.ml

I love how we still needlessly use so many zeroes instead of just calling it Ah. Phones with 5000 mAh batteries. Or you know, we could just cal it 5Ah battery. Chinese are even further obsessed with this just adding zeroes because the more zeroes the better!

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Alleroreply
lemmy.today

Even better: we could use Wh instead, to not constantly correct for voltage!

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zurohkireply
aussie.zone

But then you can't inflate the numbers by putting a 3.7 volt battery in a power bank, listing the capacity in amp-hours and implying that you get that many amp-hours at the power bank's 5V output voltage.

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Uh-huh I remember getting quite angry when I figured this out back in the day :D

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Yeah but Americans are stupid and thought a 1/3lb burger was smaller than a 1/4lb burger. I fully expect they'd think 5Ah is smaller than 1000mAh.

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toynbeereply
lemmy.world

I've wondered in the past why, for example, 1000 kilometers are still referred to as kilometers.

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lemmy.nz

The moon is roughly 385 megameters away, or 0.4 gigameters!

Do we use MM for megameters and mm for millimeters? i think this might start to get confusing. We should probably clarify a few things before some tradie apprentice builds the galaxy's largest bookshelf.

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Gurfaildreply
feddit.org

To avoid confusion, just use mebimeters (1 Mim = 2^20 m)

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Maybe it's colloquially short for light-parsecs 😅 Like how people say "gigs" but might be meaning either gigabytes or gigabytes/second or a concert and you work out which from the context.

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Yes, millimeters, or any other milli measurement (EG milliamps) starts with a lower case.

Kilo and up is capitalised.

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Hehe, nice catch. Technically, under SI standard we could call that 1 megameters... It's mostly we rarely address distances beyond 1000 kilometers in day to day life so kilometers still make some sense. Where under Imperial units, there isn't any unit above mile. For batteries, we don't really use anything less in phones anymore, only smartwatches and earbuds use capacities under 1000.

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People don't use megameters enough that you can rely on them knowing what it is nor have an intuition for it even if they technically know.

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sh.itjust.works

You'll want to duck for cover if the battery gets punctured on this one.

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Its only comparable to tens of KGs of TNT, stop worrying about it.

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midwest.social

Hey Vegeta, what does the battery say about its Ah level?

IT’S!!!… nine thousand.

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iii
mander.xyz

Could this power my home for 8 to 10 years?

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skeesxreply
lemm.ee

It's impossible to say, but if we assume it's a typical Li-ion battery supplying 3.7V, then:

9 kAh x 3.7 V = 33.3 kWh

So, it would be enough to power the average American house (10 MWh/year) for 1.2 days, or 4 days for a typical European flat (3 MWh/year).

Edited wrong yearly consumption

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I think your math is off given that just a typical US consumer full sized refrigerator can use ~650 kWh/year and still be considered Energy Star qualified.

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ryedaftreply
sh.itjust.works

You are off by a factor 1000 on the household power consumption (I think these numbers are without heating or assumes that you don't have electrical heating?). And the voltage could be anything on a magical battery ;)

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skeesxreply
lemm.ee

Whoops, you're right the values for yearly cosumption should be x1000, or in MWh. So, it's just enough for a day or two.

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That fits with people's stories of running their homes from their car battery for ~3 days during power outs.

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The picture talks only about stored charges, not energy, maybe it gives only a couple nano volt.

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sopuli.xyz

I think 45 kWh is more than I use in a month, so I'd love to take this baby to a restaurant or something, "forget" it, bring it back home and profit

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Drewreply
sopuli.xyz

Like just leave it there for a day or so in an unassuming nook to charge up

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Oh....yeah, I'm a moron. It's still early morning. Makes perfect sense.

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"Vegita, what does the lab equipment say about that battery bank's power level?"

"It's over nine million!"

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