Spyke

Accurate, except the bottom right panel only happens in very limited circumstances, hardly ever after a year has passed.

Source: I've been writing software since 1983 or so.

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programming.dev

This is probably more accurate:

-Who the fuck wrote such a shit!

-WHO???

-...

-Oh... it was me...

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fayohreply
sopuli.xyz

Me at a previous workplace.

-This is a piece of shit, who is the code owner of this module.

  • Ah, it's me ("inheriting" code ownership when someone left was common)

  • Who did this change

  • Ah, it was me

  • Surely I just made a minor change to this line here, who wrote the function.

  • it was me, it was me all the way down

Fits the general theme of the thread as it was not giving any trouble for a year before being found.

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antimidasreply
sopuli.xyz

The more frustrated you are when running git blame the more likely the command turns out to be a mirror.

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Appoxoreply
lemmy.dbzer0.com

Try to write as if you are explaining the functionality to an unrelated 3rd party like a new hire.

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scutigerreply
lemmy.world

Yeah, write it for the person who has to replace you when you inevitably get laid off so that your company can hire someone for half your salary.

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Sometimes, I just rewrite my code until it is good enough. Other times, I leave it to my memory, so I can figure it out later. And others, I'm just not happy about it, like the times I did bigbin2dec and it would only work well with something like thread-ripper.

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There’s an exponential amount of time between each panel. 1 hour, 5 hours, 2 days for the answer.

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To be fair, this is also me when I look at a network setup years later. (I do IT with a specialty in networks)

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