Spyke

Syndicated from the fediverse. Read and engage on the original instance.

View original on lemmy.world

20 replies

ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝
feddit.uk

Too bad she stopped messaging me after the first appearance, ig we broke up :'(

That's because we're going steady now. Her mum is ill, so I'm helping covering the medical expenses and... flying out to Nigeria with a suitcase full of used bank notes.

40
flamingos-cant (hopepunk arc)reply
feddit.uk

I think you've been scammed mate. Fedichick's mum is actually from Thailand and needs a kidney transplant, which I'm on my way to give.

28
Sunshine (she/her)reply
lemmy.ca

You have a few spare ones to give. I volunteer the flamingo who talks too much.

6
flamingos-cant (hopepunk arc)reply
feddit.uk

You claim I talk too much and yet you have over 4,000 posts, over 8 times my number of posts. Clearly you must have an abundance of kidneys to give.

9
cm0002reply
lemmy.world

HOW DARE YOU!!

Just because I couldn't come up with the cash fast enough doesn't mean you could JUST SWOOP IN LIKE THAT!!

10
demesisxreply
programming.dev

Replying to you from the stupidest clone. This one truly is the slowest. Maybe because the users are testing/running so many bots and addons on this instance.

Decentralization FTW. ;)

5
WeirdyTrip
lemmy.blahaj.zone

Saw UniversalMonk being an ass one day, made this, and alllllllmost posted it, but for some reason didn't. I figure this is a good place for it C:

4

You reached the end

TBH I think I prefer the Fediverse chick, she's nicer lol | Spyke