asklemmyΒ·Asklemmybyirelephant [he/him]πΒ Ask me anything, and then edit the comment to make my reply look bad.View original on lemm.ee89Comments85Reply
DDiddlydeeΒ feddit.uk2Hide 2 repliesWhat is the ideal number of children dying from preventable diseases each day, sufficient to make you feel happy in yourself?48Reply
aandrewtaΒ lemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesWhich would you rather do, save a kid from a burning building or spend your time or playing with a cat?32Reply
ParlaMintΒ lemmy.ml2Hide 2 repliesWho had some really good ideas but died, sadly, too young before they reached their full potential?27Reply
TheImpressiveXΒ lemm.ee4Hide 4 repliesGiven the opportunity, would you expose yourself sexually to a group of kindergartners?22Reply
s3rvantΒ replylemmy.mlThese secondary reaction comments are my favorite; this one got me laughing good13Reply
RRandomVideosΒ programming.dev1Hide 1 replyHow tall does a hat have to be for you to want to wear it?16Reply
βπππ Β slrpnk.net3Hide 3 repliesWhat's your opinion on the designated hitter rule in professional baseball?15Reply
βπππ Β replyslrpnk.net1Hide 1 replyDamn, I don't even need to edit to make you look bad.18Reply
irelephant [he/him]πΒ replylemm.eeI dislike rihanna, because people worship the ground she walks on, even though she's kinda a shitty person. Love her music though.9Reply
MMTKΒ lemmy.world1Hide 1 replyDid you ever kill anyone? If so, how many did you kill and did you ever feel like you could have done something different?12Reply
NNotorious_handholderΒ lemmy.world1Hide 1 replyWhich country do you think causes the most problems for everyone and should probably be nuked off the face of the planet?11Reply
MMTKΒ lemmy.world4Hide 4 repliesIf you had to choose a utensil to wipe your butt with (no toilet paper) which would you choose?10Reply
MMTKΒ replylemmy.worldWell, if it's out of necessity sure, I would use a knife if need be. But choosing to use a fork sounds crazy6Reply
WIZARD POPEπ«Β lemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesI've never been good at these. How many babies do you think should be thrown into mount Etna each hour as a sacrifice to appease the Volcano God?10Reply
Maven (famous)Β lemmy.zip4Hide 4 repliesWhat was your favorite way to convince people to vote for Donald J Trump in the recent US election?9Reply
irelephant [he/him]πΒ replylemm.ee2Hide 2 repliesI'm going to be honest, this seemed to have worked.6Reply
Maven (famous)Β replylemmy.zip1Hide 1 replyI also considered "how do you prefer to talk about Linux?"6Reply
ffolahtΒ lemmy.ml1Hide 1 replyYou rub alladin's lamp, a genie pops out and grants you three wishes. What do you wish for?8Reply
irelephant [he/him]πΒ replylemm.ee Kill someone become on of those right wing grifters Become a "cancelled" stand up comedian. 7Reply
irelephant [he/him]πΒ replylemm.eeLiterally nothing. I legit can't get myself to speak to anyone I like.7Reply
KKokusnussRitterΒ discuss.tchncs.de5Hide 5 repliesHow did you support essential workers during the pandemic?6Reply
KKokusnussRitterΒ replydiscuss.tchncs.de2Hide 2 repliesThat's because I haven't thought of something yet.5Reply
AAlfensteinΒ lemmy.ml1Hide 1 replyI just found out I have tuberculosis and that I will probably die within a year.5Reply
ppachristΒ lemmy.world1Hide 1 replyYou seem to be mentioning right wing grifters a lot in this thread. What exactly do they do that upsets you so badly?4Reply
irelephant [he/him]πΒ replylemm.eeThey are destroying America, and other countries with them, for monentary gain.3Reply
bbradorsomethingΒ ttrpg.network1Hide 1 replyHow does your family feel about Andrew Tate given 2 choices: βcrazy hot,β or βsneak into my bedroom, please.β4Reply
irelephant [he/him]πΒ replylemm.eeThey all universially think he's crazy. Except for the 13 - 16 age group.3Reply
UltraGiGaGiganticΒ lemmy.ml1Hide 1 replyAre you willing to share a brief description of your political beliefs?3Reply
irelephant [he/him]πΒ replylemm.eeI believe that corporations should be strictly regulated, and everyone should have rights.4Reply
BmeBenji (he/him)Β lemm.eeWho is your favorite superhero and whatβs your favorite flaw of theirs?3Reply
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What is the ideal number of children dying from preventable diseases each day, sufficient to make you feel happy in yourself?
I would guess 200,000.
Average Health Insurance CEO
Which would you rather do, save a kid from a burning building or spend your time or playing with a cat?
Playing with a cat.
You're so reasonable!
What is your favorite pizza topping?
Cranberry.
I threw up a little in my mouth.
Would you shoot a puppy, if so why?
Yeah! I think they're cute.
Who had some really good ideas but died, sadly, too young before they reached their full potential?
Hitler.
You awful, awful person.
Given the opportunity, would you expose yourself sexually to a group of kindergartners?
ΰ² _ΰ²
These secondary reaction comments are my favorite; this one got me laughing good
Yes.
Brutal
Why do you throw litter out of your car?
Why not?
God fucking dammit.
Favourite Saturday morning cartoon villain?
I don't know any.
I am irrationally angry.
How tall does a hat have to be for you to want to wear it?
At least 2 meters.
What's your opinion on the designated hitter rule in professional baseball?
Seems confusing.
Damn, I don't even need to edit to make you look bad.
I'm not american.
Why were you tweeting that Chris Brown did nothing wrong?
I dislike rihanna, because people worship the ground she walks on, even though she's kinda a shitty person. Love her music though.
Did you ever kill anyone? If so, how many did you kill and did you ever feel like you could have done something different?
I would say about 40. A shovel would help.
Do you like it in the butt?
Yes.
Which country do you think causes the most problems for everyone and should probably be nuked off the face of the planet?
Probably sudan or one of those countries.
If you had to choose a utensil to wipe your butt with (no toilet paper) which would you choose?
With a spoon. sometimes a fork.
Wow, I don't even need to change that one. FORK??
If there's no spoon?
Well, if it's out of necessity sure, I would use a knife if need be. But choosing to use a fork sounds crazy
I've never been good at these. How many babies do you think should be thrown into mount Etna each hour as a sacrifice to appease the Volcano God?
At least 3.
Promote this guy to O-5 council immediately.
What was your favorite way to convince people to vote for Donald J Trump in the recent US election?
Interrupting people extremely often.
I'm going to be honest, this seemed to have worked.
I also considered "how do you prefer to talk about Linux?"
That isn't as effective.
What's your favourite pizza topping?
Also garry the snail.
I wonder what's worse :(
Spongebob.
You rub alladin's lamp, a genie pops out and grants you three wishes.
What do you wish for?
What's your opinion of the ghost pepper?
Its really hot.
What was your last web search?
"Who is Barry Keoghan"
If you met Kim Jong-un, what would you say to him?
Literally nothing. I legit can't get myself to speak to anyone I like.
What style do you murder your victims in?
Vanilla.
How did you support essential workers during the pandemic?
Typed a lemmy comment.
This is the worst one so far
That's because I haven't thought of something yet.
Oh I meant that as "this makes OP look the worst"
oh lol xDShould I change it back? :>
I just found out I have tuberculosis and that I will probably die within a year.
Pretty good ngl.
You seem to be mentioning right wing grifters a lot in this thread. What exactly do they do that upsets you so badly?
They are destroying America, and other countries with them, for monentary gain.
How does your family feel about Andrew Tate given 2 choices: βcrazy hot,β or βsneak into my bedroom, please.β
They all universially think he's crazy. Except for the 13 - 16 age group.
Are you willing to share a brief description of your political beliefs?
I believe that corporations should be strictly regulated, and everyone should have rights.
Who is your favorite superhero and whatβs your favorite flaw of theirs?
Do you like PETA?
YES! love them.
What is the biggest faux pas on a date, in your opinion?
Which industry do you work in?