Spyke

No matter how much he pointed to his white beard as proof, the witch didn't believe Grumbles when he insisted he wasn't a child and wouldn't taste good in a nice meat pie.

5

A foolish feeling of safeness within my bunker.

or

I flee from the knives only to get caught in the heat.

4

POV: It's 2007 and you just signed up for Netflix, streaming is so simple and easy

3

A pipecleaner of some sort -- bristles on the bottom end. I dunno, it's been there longer than the gnome.

3

You reached the end

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