Spyke

Nobody but Quebec and sometimes Alberta threatens the sovereignty of Canada, buddy!

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sbv
sh.itjust.works

It took minutes for me to figure out that the non-RCMP claydy was Greenland.

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nukereply
sh.itjust.works

Everybody gangsta until the Greenlandic Shamans charge forward on 10 foot tall polar bear mounts armored with enchanted walrus bone.

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How to recognize the flag of Greenland:

If Poland and Monaco had a baby...

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sh.itjust.works

she's gonna have a lot of PTSD to take out on the enemy

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lemmy.ca

Guys, we can't be wearing red, it's too easy to spot.

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sh.itjust.works

No one has threatened anyone. This post is fine both in the US and Canada. Your comments have been removed for rules 5 and 6. Let's focus on the shitposting.

Also I may be misunderstanding but I'm pretty sure Pat means "destroy" in the biblical sense. Like, "Mmm I'm bout to destroy that Trussy". Look at him shaking his ass so seductively. All he wants is to be pegged by a dominant Canadian woman. Can't we all relate?

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lemmy.world

Was confused at seeing a mod with brains and integrity then realised I've got Boost (Lemmy) open, not Reddit xD

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sh.itjust.works

My orange juice brings all the mounties to the yard

(We love your drawings so much Pat! Thank you for submitting them here ♥️)

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I regret everything and I want to kill myself

(Thank you so much, I’m glad you like them!)

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