asklemmy·Asklemmybytetris11 The Party is conducting house raids. You are an undesirable and have X days prep. Where do you hide?View original on lemmy.ml119Comments25
tetris11 replylemmy.ml3Hide 3 repliesI don't see how an emergency fold-out diaper changing table is going to dispel anyone19
ggravitas_deficiency replysh.itjust.works2Hide 2 repliesWell, suffice to say it dispels anyone in front of it as a fine pink mist.16
tetris11 replylemmy.ml1Hide 1 replySounds quite useful for getting rid of unwanted odors, maybe they should start fitting these in public restrooms11
tetris11 replylemmy.ml2Hide 2 repliesBrilliant! By hiding in plain sight, they will search your piano and floorboards looking for you, only to never realise their mistake12
SSpacehooks replyreddthat.com1Hide 1 replyMaybe something like this https://youtu.be/S0wEfdhbHUk?6Jb1yncjSDiKDi1y4
tetris11 replylemmy.ml"Entschuldigung, ähm, Hören Sie, Können Sie mir helfen?" The dubbing of this in a female german voice is just, fantastic.2
toomanypancakes lemmy.worldI've been worrying about this transpiring since 01/20 I'm not sharing my plans online.14
RRBWells lemmy.worldGotta keep moving, then. Need a good information network, they can't be everywhere at once, and there are more of us than them.9
vvfreire85 lemmy.mlmexico, and i'll keep an watchful eye over any icepicks that happen to be nearby.8
Dragon lemmy.mlThere is a reality show where retired law enforcement officers try to hunt you down and if you stay hidden for a month you win $250,000. Very informative. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hunted_(American_TV_series)7
AAgent641 lemmy.worldCleverly concealed at the front of a large crowd of my peers, with shields, guns, and a guillotine.5
Good try, Nazi scum!
Certainly not discussing it online.
I don't see how an emergency fold-out diaper changing table is going to dispel anyone
Well, suffice to say it dispels anyone in front of it as a fine pink mist.
Sounds quite useful for getting rid of unwanted odors, maybe they should start fitting these in public restrooms
Careful, the govt might copy the idea!
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I hate parties. I’ll be in my room.
Brilliant! By hiding in plain sight, they will search your piano and floorboards looking for you, only to never realise their mistake
Maybe something like this https://youtu.be/S0wEfdhbHUk?6Jb1yncjSDiKDi1y
"Entschuldigung, ähm, Hören Sie, Können Sie mir helfen?"
The dubbing of this in a female german voice is just, fantastic.
I've been worrying about this transpiring since 01/20
I'm not sharing my plans online.
Niagara Falls, the nicer side
Gotta keep moving, then. Need a good information network, they can't be everywhere at once, and there are more of us than them.
What is 'the party' and why are they conducting house raids?
what
mexico, and i'll keep an watchful eye over any icepicks that happen to be nearby.
There is a reality show where retired law enforcement officers try to hunt you down and if you stay hidden for a month you win $250,000. Very informative. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hunted_(American_TV_series)
Hi ICE!
Cleverly concealed at the front of a large crowd of my peers, with shields, guns, and a guillotine.
I stick a maga sign in the yard and slap an ar-15 sticker on my jeep.
Under their beds.
In the white house being friends with the hosts.