A victim of an unfortunate smelting accident...

Aww I was kinda hoping it was real https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/gold-member/

I will dip my balls in liquid morkite!

That’s nuts.

But for a brief moment, J'dawn truly was the balllsiest guy in the neighborhood...

Gintoki, that you?

(Looks up price of gold leaf foil)