Spyke
lemmy.world

I’m sure it’s fine. Hey have you seen the new Ferd Canyonero?? It only comes in two colors gun metal and black. I got gun metal. Cyclist are a menace and cause my SUV to catch woke cancer! Now everything is in metric! How are we to save fetuses now that atheists have a meter stick! shakes fist at Canada. ‘Whyyyyy??!!’

21

You got the Canyonero? Well I hear it seats 35! I think that’s also 35 metric people but you never know what those woke hippies get up to. Next they’ll be asking for same metric sized bathrooms and voting rights…ahhh!

5

You reached the end

Phoenix heat wave broke record for electricity demand again and again and again | Spyke