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ppointnull replylemmy.worldWhat if the uncle is my step brother who is actually adopted and my secret dad from an orgy that my mom did 21 years ago.6Reply
sslazer2au lemmy.world1Hide 1 replySleep with one foot out of cover to tempt them to take you is my preference6Reply
SScott_of_the_Arctic lemmy.worldThe monster under my bed likes to be tied up and savagely railed.5Reply
ZZiglin (it/they) replylemmy.worldOr just not your own gender. Most monsters I come up with asexually reproduce and don't have trivial things like gender or sex.3Reply
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The monster just has to say "no homo" first
if it ain't homo, it ain't fun.
Or after, doesnt really matter
But then you would be able to hear the monster and wake up
What if the monster is my uncle
What if the monster is my aunt
What if the uncle is my step brother who is actually adopted and my secret dad from an orgy that my mom did 21 years ago.
Sleep with one foot out of cover to tempt them to take you is my preference
If only I could find that comic...
The monster under my bed likes to be tied up and savagely railed.
What if the monster is the opposite sex tho?
Or just not your own gender. Most monsters I come up with asexually reproduce and don't have trivial things like gender or sex.
Good luck, you can't say no homo in your sleep.