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Are you fucking kidding me, Cranberry Sauce from a can if delightful, and the perfect accoutrement to a Turkey dinner. Have you ever had fresh cranberry sauce? It sucks donkey dicks. Gimme the can, gimme your can, I want the can.

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Yeah idk why...but sometimes I get to try cranberry sauce that someone made and I just don't really like that. Gimme that jello shit any day instead.

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Have you ever had fresh cranberry sauce?

Is it same as cranberry jam? Because that's great if it hasn't been sweetened to shit. That shit needs to be tart, what's the point otherwise

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I feel that way about instant mashed potatoes. The texture is just better.

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I once had what I thought was slices of canned cranberry sauce at a buffet. I ate one slice and said "These cranberries are terrible!" Turns out they were beet slices.

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I fucking love beets. Recently ate a beet and blue cheese salad, sounds kinda out there but it was excellent. And pickled beets are just fantastic

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My wife criticizes me for trying to get it out of that can without breaking up or cracks. She doesn't understand how to perfectly plate a meal.

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The slice with the expiration date and lot number imprinted on it is the lucky slice

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Mash it and mix it with hot meat fat to make it liquid

Tried it with left over duck fat & cranberry sauce

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