Spyke

Nice. Hope your friend enjoys his time with the boobs. My friend won't be drawn on his main account about what he's into, and has a separate alt on that instance that he won't tell me the name of.

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https://lemmynsfw.com/ they got the URL wrong. lemmy.world and lemmynsfw.com are federated so you don't need to make a different account there. But if you want a "porn alt" that would be the place to do it.

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lemmy.world

Not enough. At least for male/gay stuff. /foreskin is basically on life support, for example. I picked that one community completely at random.

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Stop looking at me like that. I have needs, okay?

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lemmy.world

Mine was taken from me without my concent, and I really like uncut guys. Like a lot. Lot. The first uncut guy I was with, it was like an awakening. He is huge and thick too, and submissive, but ever since I've been chasing after guys who didn't get the treatment I did. It's kinda sorta my biggest 'kink', if you will.

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daggermoonreply
lemmy.world

Mine was also taken away from me sadly. Maybe I should grow a new one. Apparently that's a thing. In any case, I'm happy you have something you like.

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lemmy.world

Yeah, I've been lurking the subreddit about restoration for a few years now. I'm disabled and stuck with family, so I can't do anything until I'm moved away with a partner. I haven't brought it up yet, but I'm sure my master would be supportive in the endeavor. Just need to be financially stable and move away...

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I wish you luck with your quest. If it's any consolation I'm stuck with my parents and don't really know how to start a life of my own. But she'll be right, I think.

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lemmy.blahaj.zone

I'm from a country where uncut is the norm, to the point where it's unusual to meet a dude that's cut, and it's kinda fascinating to see someone being so into it.

Maybe you should move to Europe.

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I might be biased, but I can only reccomend it. Start with the EU country that vibes most with you, can't go wrong, honestly.

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;)

Sometimes when you have spare and someone else hasn't enough, it's good to share, don't you think? I like the idea of sharing. Sharing seems nice. We could share.

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I downloaded Lemmy because social media fulfills some social needs, and it's a nicer place than Reddit. And I avoid Twitter and Facebook like I do hipster singles bars.

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Even facebooks gotten way worse of late, no matter how much I block, hide and say "Show me less of this content" every day or so its like "are you SURE you dont want to see jokes about how woke culture is to blame for everything?"

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fedia.io

If this is about the NSFW Reddit ban, it seems it was a program who's "go" button got pushed too early, and most if not all the NSFW subs which got the hammer have had their access restored.

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Alteonreply
lemmy.world

....what was the program supposed to do Carl?

WHAT WAS IT SUPPOSED TO DO!?

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iAmTheTotreply
sh.itjust.works

It seems like auto ban unmoderated subs, but a glitch caused it to ban a ton erroneously.

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That glitch seems weirdly consistent in the types of Subs that got "accidentally" banned.

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Rose56reply
lemmy.ca

Yea, be t does it have gestures? Swipe left for reply on anothers comment or swipe right for upvote?

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midwest.social

Why is this woman in a Rosetta Stone commercial talking about Duolingo

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lemmy.world

Because it was an SNL sketch about duolingo and the person who created this image macro fucked up the text

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You're a dwarf, dwarven shitposts are always of the highest quality. And being a shitty dwarf gives you a bonus to shitposts.

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"I'm downloading Duolingo so I can speak Russian with Kinahan's drug cartel members or other gangsters, lol"

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Hey, I posted a shitpost and laughed at people getting angry because I mixed up the FBI and the CIA

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mander.xyz

Pls god let instance muting be a thing. The gooners I cannot.

Also op, you missed an obvious pun and I am disappointed.

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I want to just mute the communities from showing up in my feed. I don't particularly want to see booba but I usually don't mind seeing their comments elsewhere and modding purposes. Right now I have to block them manually and it gets annoying.

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