memesbycm0002 Is there nothing sacred in this forsaken world anymore?View original on lemmy.world140Comments14Reply
gnomesaiyan replylemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesUgh, my son loves these too. Another product/company to boycott!18Reply
ddb2 replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyA kindred spirit. https://www.joshuaweissman.com/post/hot-pockets-but-better14Reply
MMoops lemmy.worldI just experienced this. The box said they'd be just as good. They were not just as good.42Reply
AAgrivar replylemmy.worldYup, and the center still has a 50/50 chance of being frozen solid or molten lava when you bite into it!11Reply
Gormadt lemmy.blahaj.zoneSo not only are they frozen in the middle, now they're soggy everywhere else too? 33Reply
SSkyezOpen lemmy.worldLook, if you have to eat a hot pocket, at least bake it in a toaster oven or air fryer to crisp it up and even it out. If you insist on using the microwave, bagel bites are superior because they heat more evenly and stay very soft.22Reply
SandraBollocks lemmy.worldim glad its gone. i can now eat my blazing hot lava pocket of processed pseudo-nutrients the way the pilgrims intended.7Reply
LLemminnewbie2 lemm.eeI feel like the crisping sleeves or trays that come with them just end up steaming the bread instead.2Reply
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They're owned by Nestlé. Fuck Nestlé.
Ugh, my son loves these too. Another product/company to boycott!
A kindred spirit.
https://www.joshuaweissman.com/post/hot-pockets-but-better
Oh no those look really good
Thank you
I just experienced this. The box said they'd be just as good. They were not just as good.
So now it’s just a soggy turd?
Pretty much :(
Yup, and the center still has a 50/50 chance of being frozen solid or molten lava when you bite into it!
Air fryer FTW
So not only are they frozen in the middle, now they're soggy everywhere else too?
Look, if you have to eat a hot pocket, at least bake it in a toaster oven or air fryer to crisp it up and even it out. If you insist on using the microwave, bagel bites are superior because they heat more evenly and stay very soft.
im glad its gone. i can now eat my blazing hot lava pocket of processed pseudo-nutrients the way the pilgrims intended.
The knockoffs still have the sleeves. I use the toaster oven anyway.
I feel like the crisping sleeves or trays that come with them just end up steaming the bread instead.