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Enfamil Develops Tranquilizing Baby Formula with Help from Large Animal Veterinarians [SATIRE]

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Enfamil Develops Tranquilizing Baby Formula with Help from Large Animal Veterinarians [SATIRE]

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programming.dev

a revolutionary baby formula that boasts military-grade animal tranquilizers to ensure babies sleep for a questionably unhealthy 18 hours straight!

I'd like a dose for myself, please

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Refurbished Refurbisher

I didn't read this was satire the first go around and I started to get very concerned :P

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lukeblackwell86

i wish this were true

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Drusas reply

Flying would be so much better.

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I caught this while scrolling and was momentarily shocked to see an ad. Glad I was wrong.

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Enfamil Develops Tranquilizing Baby Formula with Help from Large Animal Veterinarians [SATIRE] | Spyke