Spyke
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She also could have been the victim of rape and Joseph trying to protect her, instead of her being a cheater and Joseph being dumb. If they both did exist of course.

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omginputreply
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Jesus did exist too but he was a regular human and some kind of pop star at the time

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TheLemmingreply
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I doubt he was a pop star at the time as the genre pop wasn't invented back then :P

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Max_Powerreply
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She could also have been a hotwife and he could have been a cuckold. The possibilities are endless.

What's impossible is the holy ghost impregnating her.

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"Which is more likely — that the whole natural order is to be suspended, or that a Jewish minx should tell a lie?" - Christopher Hitchens

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The thing is, the earliest versions of the gospels didn't contain a nativity story at all, instead starting with Jesus' baptism. The whole "virgin birth" thing was retconned in after the religion was already up and running.

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sh.itjust.works

Instead of circlejerking eachother this is the type of shit you guys should post more often. This is funny af

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lemmy.ml

Instead of circlejerking eachother this is the type of shit you guys should post more often. This is funny af

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lemmy.world

To be fair if picking the first option meant getting stoned to death for adultery, I would try my luck at the second option too.

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Gollumreply
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“Yes, (…) [but] the chances of these all happening in real life are virtually zero.”

“(…) one of her eggs would have to produce, on its own, the biochemical changes indicative of fertilization, and then divide abnormally to compensate for the lack of sperm DNA.“

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...hey Joseph. Yeah. You know how we never have sex? YEAH! Well an angel came to me and I'm pregnant. JESUS CHRIST! Oh you already know about it!

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I guess the pilgrims must have been on the good shit to not see the cap.

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But wait. Assuming this isn’t Flortucky, how’s a 12-year-old pregnant person have the ability to consent to:

  1. choose to marry
  2. marry
  3. sex
  4. cheat, and then
  5. sex again?
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You reached the end

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