Simple Sabotage rule
A guide for US government employees for the next 4 years, the CIA's Simple Sabotage Field Manual
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I skimmed through that manual and laughed a lot. The level of asshole the CIA had to find to write that manual was top tier choice select dickhead plus 😙👌. The ideas they came up with were so fantastic at being annoying and destructive with plausible deniability that they must have been raised with Mozart level of child abuse paired with the perfect genes at being a real sneaky pain in the ass for pleasure. Check these out:
The transportation section has me lmao 🤣
For this following section, they must have spied on one of my old work places because they described it perfectly:
lol where was that one at?
The last page
This shit hilarious!! I'm still laughing. Right above it:
The CIA created a manual on how to be as annoying as possible.
big smorts
(i almost accidentally wrote that as bug smorts)
A and D are just how I normally behave on daily basis.
dude, you're an expert at this
Mate, he's probably a sleeper
This applies in any organization that has hierarchy. If you think corporations are immune I have some war stories.
I wasn't saying it's unique to government, I was making a suggestion for people in the US government ;3
Ok. You're clearly a spy. Reported.
Don't worry, the government knows.
You have war stories because this is actually the current corporate governance handbook.