Spyke

-gate is the suffix applied to scandals.

-a-Lago is the suffix for stupid scandals.

The Nazi salute isn’t Elongate, it’s MuskOff-a-Lago.

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I'd modify it a bit:

"Affluent power couple, found alive in their love nest, referred to as a Mar-a-Lago. They were confirmed alive by an infrequent visitor, Melania who stopped by to pick up 3 inches of shopping cash. "

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