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It's a power move. Make sure to maintain eye contact while you suck it down and show them what's in your mouth before you swallow.

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After that you swallow the entire sausage to communicate your prowess

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Because the most popular milkshake flavour worldwide is "smoked assorted meat leftovers".

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lemmy.world

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Not even half as crazy as using your penis to suck up the milk and then spraying it up into your mouth, followed by an ear-splittingly loud elephant trumpet sound with a dead-serious look on your face. Now that would create some lasting memories at your next Oprah bookclub meetup. Like and Subscribe for more tips and tricks.

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lemmy.ml

I wish I had the ability to un-pee liquids. Transporting things in your bladder would be practical.

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While sucking make sure to grab the bottom of the glass and gently stroke it

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lemmy.world

Why is the drill the most bothersome part of the whole thing for me?

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you know whatever lubricants they put on the drill-bit is not safe for consumption, that hotdog is contaminated now

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lemmy.world

Is 5-minute crafts that Russian content mill or am I thinking of another one?

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Ann Reardon from How To Cook That on YouTube has some great videos about this bullshit.

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not going to name any names, but it’s clear that somebody hasn’t taken a power tools safety seminar

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Ok, ok, I'm fine with paper straws now. Please, no more sausage.

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lemmy.world

It would be so much easier too use a straw too carve the hot dog hole out... Idiot.

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