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lemmy.world

“President Musk wants to continue to kill people for profit” fify

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Correction: President Musk wants to stop Tesla having to report crashes and Vice President Trump of course has to come into line with President Musk's policy.

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Tesla's should be banned from being allowed to be on the roads then.

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sh.itjust.works

Fine, but from now on Trump has to travel exclusively by full self-driving teslas with FSD enabled at all times

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Muskrat has to work on his ventriloquism, he's got his arm way up there, but I think I saw his lips move for this announcement.

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So what I'm hearing here is that Cybertrucks should be vandalized indiscriminately en masse across the country as a form of protest.

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Elon will swear that it will continue to report crashes even though they don’t have to. And will proceed to not report anything.

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lemmy.world

Okay but then police and insurance can’t use the camera recordings to track down a perp who keys Teslas. It’s only fair.

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This doesn't hurt the oligarchs so it's not equivalent. Not reporting crashes does help the oligarchs. For balance we need ot remove at least as much, to make the rest of us "whole" so to speak.

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lemmy.ca

Predicted by Not Just Bikes in his self driving cars video

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lemmy.world

I can just picture the secret service coming with black bags in the event of any survivors of Elon's death traps when they crash so they don't talk.

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Phoenixzreply
lemmy.ca

What survivors? There never were any survivors...

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There can't be survivors if there is no accident.

The uptick on random disappearances is surely due to those damn immigrant, better give more H1B visas.

/s

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lemm.ee

I don't get it. Did El Mosquito buy chinese president?

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I mean, China covers up accidents constantly. The true numbers of Chinese EV's spontaneously combusting are insane. Buildings collapsing. Trains derailing. Homelessness. Covid deaths. Etc etc. It's all covered up, so it doesn't look bad. Trump wants the same. No covid tests, less regulations, no reports. Because facts and statistics are his enemy, and of his mega Corp and billionaire friends.

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Trump wants flames painted on every car so that we all don't unfairly point at Tesla cars engulfed in flames and call him out of that.

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No worries, little did either of them realize those shit-boxes are now self-reporting; appearing right at your doorstep while ablaze.

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You reached the end