Spyke

You can bet Gollum was packing some real heat. Didn't he like the fish raw unsalted iykwim?

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lemm.ee

What would you say to Gollum while he leads you to Mount Doom when his dingus flops out?

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You just know there's a version of the slo-mo fall into the lava that shows the lil' Smeagol spinning like a helicopter as he goes down.

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lemmy.world

That ring wasn't precious to him because he kept it on his finger...

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If you're a hobbit, yeah. Any other species just... couldn't, though not for lack of trying

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Not to mention the fact that they had to climb some very steep stairs and Gollum went first. Poor hobbits...

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sopuli.xyz

Oh no, the thoight of a visible dick on a traditionally unattractive creature, my fragile sanity.

Jesus, Americans. 🙄

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lemmy.blahaj.zone

Yes, because Americans are the only people who don't want to to be flashed constantly by a creepy man who tried to murder us a while ago.

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You know as well as I do that there's a major difference between intentionally flashing someone for oh-no-didnt-think-you-had-genitalia shock value, and just not really caring to cover up for whatever reason, usually comfort. Murder attempts or no.

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discuss.tchncs.de

just a disgusting sea cucumber-like creature sitting in a pond somewhere, not noticed by anyone and yet palpably making the world a worse place simply by existing.

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In the book the hobbits take baths in the same room and after being saved from the barrow wight they run around and frolick naked on the grass. I don't think they're affected by the sight of a little peegol.

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