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lemmy.nz

A carbon man sits on a carbon chair. Is the chair made out of flesh, or is he made out of chair? He screams. For he does not know.

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lemmy.blahaj.zone

Was the chair created in the same exact way as the man, only cut out in a different shape?

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Sure, both sets of carbon atoms were fused together in the heart of a star. Then there was some photosynthesis and digestion to rearrange the atoms into different shapes, and hey presto, man and chair.

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Yes, chair and man share same creator praise be 🤲

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I started getting Stockholm syndrome near the end, would catch myself whistling along to all I want for Christmas.... The mental torment of Christmas retail

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mander.xyz

Has anyone seen this man? The answer is yes.

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