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yeoldnews posts:
A few of the more creative spellings of christmas i've come across while looking for dear sanda letters in old newspapers this year:

Krismus.
cresmys
mary chismasx.
crimas.
Chrisms.
Crimus tree.
crimes
Cresmus
meey Chrismats

beggars-opera:
cropped screenshot from the "Merry Chrysler" vine :::