Of course not. What really happens is a bunch of house elves or oompah loompahs come out of the supply closet and quickly redecorate the entire building while you’re in there.
Funnily enough there are two types of scam. One is just simply designed to get you to pay them. But the other is for money laundering where you actually do get to keep a part of the offered money. Until the police come knocking at your door, of course.
Of course not. What really happens is a bunch of house elves or oompah loompahs come out of the supply closet and quickly redecorate the entire building while you’re in there.
I thought everyone knew that.
Super disconercting when you're not the one in the lift.
they redecorate the lift
Funnily enough there are two types of scam. One is just simply designed to get you to pay them. But the other is for money laundering where you actually do get to keep a part of the offered money. Until the police come knocking at your door, of course.
Relevant Mitchell and Webb video
Run electrocty through a stone and now you have a brain. Wtf?
Fucking magnets? How do they work?
Triangle out of metal will sink without a ballast because it'll capsize
Put metal triangle in water. Sinks.
Add more weight. Floats.
Problem?
Make it heavy so it doesn't sink. Make it make sense
Metal, try concrete
It's like we forgot about phosphorus being finite.
Imagine thinking cellulose can be digested, dumb trilobytes
Fuck 4chan
Science is the newest form of magic.
Well who knew sand could also be smart (Ok I'm bad at this)