Spyke
lemmy.world

I’ll never forget the day in elementary school where I saw a kid casually put his mouth directly on the spout. Then it dawned on me: “There are probably others like him.”

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0opsreply
lemm.ee

Sounds like you were lucky then, because I remember elementary school too and probably every 5th kid did this on the regular. And have you ever dealt with the really young kids <6 years old? They'll ask for a boost, suck that spout like a teat, and let everything that they don't swallow run down their neck soaking their shirt, but they'll be hydrated.

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No so much lucky - I’m just a kid that grew up with a diagnosed anxiety disorder. Good thing about an anxiety disorder is that you identify risks before everyone else. It’s like a shitty super power.

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How do I unlearn to read?

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I'm afraid you actually unlearned to write. Are you sure you really can't read what I'm saying?

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Elementary school librarians told me reading would open up my mind to new possibilities. They didn't specify what kind of possibilities.

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lemmy.world

I also don’t, simply because my high school had a string of vandalism where some kid was pulling all of the water fountains out of the walls. Like he was just ripping them straight out. There’s no way they could support someone putting their entire body weight on it to shove the spout up their ass.

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my high school had a string of vandalism where some kid was pulling all of the water fountains out of the walls

Anyone remember that "devious licks" trend?

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lemmy.world

Not even remotely the same but in the 90's mcdonalds still had salt and pepper shakers on the tables. I knew a guy who loved throwing them in the bag when he got up from the table along with the ten straws he grabbed and wad of napkins. He really was under some serious financial stress in no way due to anything he had done. I refused to use the salt and pepper shakers at his house and he kept bugging me as to why. I told him he didn't want to know but he insisted. Finally I told him about the time I saw some kids going from table to table licking the tops of the shakers. He immediately threw them all away. Later they started to reappear and it was because he figured out at the first of the month they replaced them and the new one usually had the seal left on them.
Before you trash the guy for doing that. The guy made 80 grand one year and could barely afford food. All that money went to paying his wife's medical bills. She had grown up inside the boundary of a superfund site out in new mexico and had all kinds of tumors and other problems. It was called a pre existing condition and his insurance wouldn't pay for hardly anything. They finally divorced so she could get SSI. That was in the early 2000's. This country sucked then and it still sucks.

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Eheranreply
lemmy.world

The concept of cleaning things also saves a ton of money compared to throwing things away.

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They were disposable salt and pepper shakers. I know you think it saves money but you can bet some bean counter at corporate did the math to prove that wrong.

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lemy.lol

Why did he need more than 1 or 2 pairs of salt and pepper shakers though? Why did Mcdonalds need to replace them every month instead of refilling them?

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I’m going to take a guess that throwing away little cheap plastic shakers each month costs less than paying a person to clean and refill them.

So into the landfill they flow!

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lemy.lol

Ah, I didn’t think that disposable ones would exist!

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They still do exist. You can buy them at just about any store in the US. Mine are fifty year old Tupperware salt and pepper shakers. They may outlast the universe.

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Aurenkinreply
sh.itjust.works

And there's always one that some kid shoved a piece of mulch in so it sprays everywhere.

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lemmy.world

I work in the industry and I have no idea why anyone would use anything other than the EZH2O for indoors. The other ones aren't even any cheaper.

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lemmy.world

This comment just made me realize that the EZH20 is both the model type as well as a description of what it does lol

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and at least on the EZH2O you can see the quality of the filter that hasn't been replaced since twas installed

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For new construction, sure. There are lots of old units out there from before EZH2O was available and they just don't die quickly. There not cheap to replace if it's nonessential maintenance.

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I do MEP design for commercial buildings in the US. If a job ever shows "EWC", I don't ask for specs, I assume the EZH2O until either the job goes out with that spec, or the client directly refuses to use that model.

Anything less, is uncivilized.

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feddit.nl

These things and kitchen sink blenders are the two most mysterious things for an European child watching US-Shows.

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Obireply
sopuli.xyz

I at least understand the water fountains and experienced them a few times here and there but the sink blender waiting to chop your fingers is a total mystery.

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sopuli.xyz

Garbage disposal? They have limited utility, but save you from having to transfer food scraps from the sink to the trash or compost.
The built in ice/water dispenser in the refrigerator is the one that mystifies me.

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Manzasreply
lemdro.id

Garbage disposals are a thing I can't understand for the life of me. Like yes the food scraps are disgusting but you pull out the metal filter not scrape the food from the sink. And it isn't free correct me of I am wrong but it costs about 50 dollars.

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klemptorreply
startrek.website

Try like $200-300. Mine cost $286 because I needed one compatible with my septic system. Plus of course you have to pay to have it installed, including having an outlet installed under your sink if there wasn't already one there.

But I realllly hate the drain trap baskets. I never want to be without a garbage disposal!

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Manzasreply
lemdro.id

That much for a motor which shreds soft food?!!

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Avgreply

They are not as common as TV makes it seem, at least not where I'm at in the north east.

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My first UK flat - renovated in the 1980s - had a waste disposal installed. Eventually it clogged, and the plumber who came to fix it said he loved these things because they made him a lot of money. He himself would never have one. It had clogged from the dirt from potato peelings, apparently a very common issue.

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sh.itjust.works

Water fountains are a U.S. thing? Never knew that. Is just filling bottles at sinks more common in other countries? Do people not drink on the go as much?

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feddit.org

There are some fountains like this in Airports and where the tapwater is pretty bad, but usually a public water fountain is an old fountain from the medieval times with some ornaments and stuff

This is the one from my home city

But they are only outside because on the inside you just fill your bottle in the bathroom

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Not all, but a lot of them. If you encounter a fountain that looks like you can drink from it and it DOESN'T have a sign telling you it's non-drinkable, you can safely drink from it

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Unchilled Tab-Water and filling bottles in the bathroom. Some drinking fountains are publicly available but more of a novelty and none usually not inside of buildings.

I don't know about others, but getting hydrated isn't an issue here. It's rarely significant above 30°C even in summer (and if max 2 months) and our water in my city is of such "high quality" they bottle and sell it. (Aqua di Monaco).

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a class a few years ahead of me got one of the ezh2os as their senior gift. probably the most used senior gift I've ever seen, we were a small school and everyone used it every day. I think it hit 500,000 uses by the time I graduated a few years later

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lemmy.world

LMABF8 had the coldest water. I'm all for the EZH20 because I carry a bottle around with me and it's less likely to spread germs and causes less waste, but I feel like the water coming out of them is barely chilled. I like my water to be so cold it is borderline painful when I am drinking it.

Nothing hit as hard as coming out of gym class in high school and getting some fresh gulps of ice cold water from the LMABF8. Peak refreshment.

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Hell yeah - you'd smash that bar & hear a industrial condenser turn on to supply you with artic cold water.

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yonderreply
sh.itjust.works

I've seen the EZS8L with a spout on top for us bottle filling homies. 😎️

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sh.itjust.works

I dunno what they put in those newer buttons, but they feel so satisfying XD

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lemmy.world

Honestly — how is this not just simple stealth product placement?

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lemmy.world

I assume this meme was originally made by some hydro homie with a special interest, since it's not the type of product marketed to individuals.

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lemmy.world

Totally agree. But separated from the hydrohomies group, some operations vp is looking at that thinking… “hmm… it’s time. I’ll call my guy.”

I mean the meme is kind of perfect for capitalism?

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lemmy.world

Aren’t capitalists the target audience? Hopefully we’re not here just to pat one another on the back. We want to move people closer to the good side.

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lemm.ee

What good side are you talking about? A future in which only governments control the distribution of water fountains?

I’m a capitalist anyway, but I don’t really see the downside of a world in which a company makes drinking fountains and people can buy them.

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We agree on the goodness of water and a free market that makes the best water fountains available. My objection is the use of a Fediverse application serving up corporate advertising. It’s feels ookie… and this thread lightened me up. Someone pointed out the meme was likely made by hydrohomies for hydrohomies.

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sh.itjust.works

I doubt the CEO cares about memes to market their water fountains. Especially on Lemmy, there's ~40k ppl here and most would rather drink CEO blood over buying a water fountain.
I doubt people will buy a water fountain just because some people online think it's funny, especially when 99% of their profits are for new buildings lol

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lemmy.world

These are institutional devices. Place where I work has the good work one and I like that but it’s still a product even if I’m not personally going to buy it.

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lemm.ee

Are you so deeply against “capitalism” that you’re against products as such?

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Not at all but I like my advertising delivered to me on Reddit where I will never see it.

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shalafireply
lemmy.world

You are actively destroying your immune system. Now that's irony!

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brown567reply
sh.itjust.works

Medical advice from a stranger on the Internet, so take with salt to taste:

You may want to talk to a psychiatrist about screening for OCD. There's nothing wrong with staying sanitary, but you deserve to live life without your brain forcing you to do things you don't want to =)

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you deserve to live life without your brain forcing you to do things you don’t want to

Tell that to my boss.

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I'd rather not touch the bathroom door handle especially knowing quite a few people walk right out of a stall and skip the sink. It's a very easy way to get sick.

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That whole episode was one of the best bits of television in history.

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The bottle filler is activated by proximity. I think that's totally doable for the other part, too.

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grrgylereply
slrpnk.net

I just use my knuckles, maybe even with my sleeve or shirt covering them.

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lemmy.dbzer0.com

it's funny that I've seen all of these in real life, though I rarely ever used them due to the obvious hygiene issues

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Hell yeah, I'm a goddamned fortress by now. I shrug off everything but a multi pronged attack, no matter how sustained. Pretty much have to be badly under slept, kept in tight quarters, and exposed to something virulent.

My immune system is like an advanced alien race just crashing through whole galaxies and annihilating weaker species. As it should be.

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lemmy.world

I actually hate the EZH2O. When you go to drink it activates the bottle stream in the back and reduces the water pressure so you have to go down further to drink. Well when you do that the bottle stream turns off and the water pressure goes back to normal and you get blasted in the face full force. Reminds me of my college days.

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I'm a be real, I didn't know I needed to know about the models of water fountains I see in public spaces but now its tickled my autism and I just need to know more. Big water fountain got their money's worth I think...

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Unless you are stuck in an all-day meeting with hundreds of stressed out, immunocompromised, most likely sick people all wanting to drink from the EZH2O/EZS8L pair next to the closet bathroom and there is a pair of VRCHDTL8SC down the hall and you are going on a two week Christmas vacation at the end of the meeting.

Then the VRCHDTL8SC is the boss.

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lemmy.world

Do people ever install these in their house? That might be cool actually lol

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lemmy.world

I don't know if there's a name for it, but I'm always fascinated to see people bring "public" stuff into their houses. Like a guy who turns his basement into an old diner, or maybe a mini-arcade with vending machines, etc. I saw one video where the person made their game room bathroom look like a public bathroom with stalls/urinals, multiple sinks, etc. It's eccentric and weird, but creative.

A water fountain would be cool too.

(Edit: how could I forget, AVGN building a mini video rental shop in his basement!)

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My in-laws bought a house from a guy who was sort of a germophobe, and he had installed hand dryers in all the bathrooms plus in the kitchen. And not the modem AirBlade (or similar) hand dryers, but the old kind that blew an insultingly lukewarm stream of air in the general direction of your hands for 8 seconds before sputtering to a stop. It was weird and apparently the wiring was a complete fire hazard.

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One thing I recommend along those lines: commercial soap dispensers in bathrooms. Doesn't cost that much, they're meant to take some abuse, hangs on the wall, and can go a year between refills.

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Yeah, as long as they change the filter. (Most places don't, and don't even know how to.)

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I think we had the third, but I pretty distinctly remember there being a large metal "kachunk" bar like the ones they put on swinging fire doors. Maybe it wasn't this brand.

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lemmy.world

Kind of interesting that these have been a thing in Europe. It's all just regular taps and the few ones I have seen weren't very popular.

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yonderreply
sh.itjust.works

I think it's probably because people in North America generally really like cold water. Virtually every restaraunt will serve all their drinks with ice cubes. I personally find ice-cold water be rather unpleasant, maybe except when it's 30°C outside. These water fountains will refrigerate the water before it's despensed and they have a solenoid to control the water flow, meaning it takes very little force to activate.

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lemmy.world

Really what's the difference between the top 3? Other than buttons.

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feddit.org

Anytime I see memes like that, I am thankful I live in a country where I can just drink tap water.

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capitalreply
lemmy.world

What kind of water do you think is coming out of these?

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needankereply
feddit.org

I thought their whole point was that they filter the water because you can't drink the tap water in the US?

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lemm.ee

The fuck? No...?

The US is clownish and backwards in a lot of ways but this is not one of them.

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needankereply
feddit.org

Then what are those for compared to just a sink?

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lemmy.dbzer0.com

For conveniently drinking out of them and filling water bottles in public buildings like schools and hospitals. They're really common in NA, what part of the world are you in?

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needankereply
feddit.org

Germany, we do have a few fountains (but they are really uncommon and would have more in common with a normal tab and sink then the american fountains I've seen). I'd usually just fill up my bottle from a sink at a bathroom when I'm on the go.

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I never considered this was a difference, interesting! For a lot of years in school I didn't use a bottle and relied on the fountains exclusively. Also, the bathrooms usually always had the motion activated faucets that just spray warm water with no temperature controls so using them for drinking water wouldn't work. I'm starting to think the way this works in NA might be somewhat overly complicated lol

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By googling it, it seems these will filter out some forever chemicals that are a problem pretty much everywhere. It will also cool the water, which might be beneficial if your tap water is a bit on the warmer side (which mine is and it's infuriating, I want to drink near-freezing water)

Note: I'm not American and don't have one of these, just googling.

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They are public drinking fountains. These aren't meant to be put in homes or private spaces.

America is absolutely filled with these things. They are everywhere. Public drinking access, no cups required, at an overwhelming number of public institutions. One of the extremely rare W's of American public use infrastructure.

On the few occasions I've been to Europe, I've honestly been quite frustrated at the lack of them. I can't just roll up to a place and have a quick drink, I'm apparently just expected to carry it with me on my person when I leave my place of stay, or buy a disposable bottle of something from a shop. Even if there are public faucet taps available, I guess I'm expected to be carrying a drinking vessel already, or stick my face under the faucet and slurp awkwardly from the falling stream?

I'm just baffled public drinking fountains don't seem to be common elsewhere, to the point that there are several people in this thread questioning what they even are. I would consider them basic infrastructure for any civilized society.

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This is gonna blow your mind but even a lot of bottled water just comes out of plain-ass municipal water systems.

No, these machines are directly connected to the tap. Many will cool the water down but I don't think many of them do filtering.

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zarkanianreply
sh.itjust.works

What makes you think that you can't drink US tap water? I've been drinking it my whole life. The area that I live in has very good tap water. The water department even sends me detailed reports periodically.

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needankereply
feddit.org

I did an exchange year in MN and my host family there told me not to, always bought bottled water and never drank it themselves. And when I did try it it tasted very chlorinated.

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Water is regulated on the local level, so the quality varies depending upon what part of the country you're in. There are definitely places where you shouldn't drink the water.

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piefed.social

EZH20 sensors suck ass. Maybe I'm just going full boomer, but they waste a lot more water than the rest.
I have a 20% chance of getting no water out, 20% chance of it running for 3 minutes straight after I walked away, remaining% chance of it prematurely cutting off midway thru filling for 0 apparent reason at all.

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eating3645reply
lemmy.world

Genuinely curious as to how you're struggling with them. I've had them struggle with clear bottles, but putting aligning my hand holding the bottle with the sensor straightens everything out.

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No I know it's user error/skill issue, but I feel I'm pretty consistently just placing the bottle in the same place in the same way each time with wildly random results

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