dadjokes·Dad JokesbyThe Picard Maneuver I love melons so muchView original on lemmy.world492Comments30Reply
rockerface 🇺🇦 replylemm.ee1Hide 1 replyI used to hate this joke, but now I'm kind of meloned out8Reply
t҉̠̙ǵ̣̞̄ͪ͜x̸̱͚̳ͫ͐̑̈ͯͣ̚n̒͌҉͉̦̜̝ͅ replylemmy.tgxn.netahh, we call them rockmelon here in Australia.1Reply
samus12345 lemm.ee First time I ever saw this pun, the comic book adaptation of The Muppets Take Manhattan.11Reply
aacockworkorange mander.xyzPop culture references that popped in my mind: “Cantaloupe? Yes I can! 🎶” “A cantaloupe!! The lowliest of fruits!”3Reply
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This dad joke is very regional
I am learning as much from this thread, haha.
Are unable to marry?
Cantaloupe (can't elope)
Oh dear that’s terrible
I used to hate this joke, but now I'm kind of meloned out
That was much much better
Nice! I thought it was “cut it out” but this is it.
ahh, we call them rockmelon here in Australia.
Are forbidden to wed?
Are barred from matrimony?
Me
melon slice
Rockmelon?
Honey, do.
Way to early to ask for a threesome.
Is a cantaloupe really a true melon, though?
In French melon is the name for cantaloupe 🤔
::groan::
::upvote::
First time I ever saw this pun, the comic book adaptation of The Muppets Take Manhattan.
ugh
Herbie Hancock intensifies...
Rock, melon-slice!
Muskmelon?
Pop culture references that popped in my mind:
“Cantaloupe? Yes I can! 🎶”
“A cantaloupe!! The lowliest of fruits!”
Canoe?