A guy walks into a bar and sees that there are dozens of cuts of meat hanging from the ceiling.
Confused, he asks the bartender why this is.
“Well, it’s a promotion we are running. If you can jump up and grab one, you get a free New York Strip dinner, on us! But, if you attempt to do so and miss, you gotta buy one for every person here instead.”
The guy takes a moment to scan the bar, counting up the number of patrons in his head, before turning to the bartender and replying
“Ah, no thanks. The steaks are too high.”
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That's how missteaks were made.
What about mister steaks?
His miss, Ms. Take, made a mistake with a missed take when mistaking a steak for a stake.
This is the joke my father likes to tell me! I haven't seen it on the internet before.
I enjoyed this.
Username relevant!
Well... played
I had to tell my wife this one immediately! NICE