Spyke
lemmy.ca

Ok yeah, but 2020-2024 took like 10 years. I bet he finally has aged now.

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Paparazzi snapped this photo of him just yesterday after a cocaine binge

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Yeah, and then 2021-2024 was like 3 months, and now we have to face another trump administration? FML.

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TootSweetreply
lemmy.world

That's how the ring works. The first 20 years, you don't age. After the next four, BAM Gollum.

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If LotR was written by JK Rowling, prolonged exposure to the ring would turn you black. Gollum would be a minstrel show stereotype.

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No, Frodo did not, in fact, destroy the ring.
It was Gollum that done did the deed!

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You reached the end

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