lemmyshitpost·Lemmy Shitpostbyno banana Unethical relationship adviceView original on lemmy.world348Comments36Reply
KKomfortablesKissen replydiscuss.tchncs.deFunnily enough this would reduce cheating in men that cheat.3Reply
SSlimeKnight lemm.ee5Hide 5 repliesWhile at it guys, remember that having premarital sex wears your penis out until is as thin as a pencil and you won't be able to satisfy your future wife. That is why you should save your purity for her 😇84Reply
potoooooooo 🥔 replylemmy.worldIs it possible my penis isn't small, but my partner is just an unrepentant trollop?8Reply
DDragonTypeWyvern replymidwest.social2Hide 2 repliesUh, no, it's for a tax break and insurance purposes.40Reply
KKomfortablesKissen replydiscuss.tchncs.de8Hide 8 repliesI mean, could be masturbating, but after coming home from being out all day?-4Reply
llowleveldata replyprogramming.dev2Hide 2 repliesBoss makes a dollar, i make a dime. That's why i fap, on company time.25Reply
KKomfortablesKissen replydiscuss.tchncs.de1Hide 1 replyPlease break the eye contact while doing that. Please. HR is shaking.4Reply
jballs replysh.itjust.worksLol that was the first thing that popped into my head too. Don't play me like a fool Cuz that ain't keeeeewwewwlll 4Reply
Random_Character_A lemmy.worldWhile you're there, they also have a chlorine like musk after load dump.1Reply
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Wish my wife would fondle my nuts daily to check whatever.
How loose
Foot loose
Funnily enough this would reduce cheating in men that cheat.
Jokes on you, she blows afterwards so my balls are nice and tight again
While at it guys, remember that having premarital sex wears your penis out until is as thin as a pencil and you won't be able to satisfy your future wife. That is why you should save your purity for her 😇
Is it possible my penis isn't small, but my partner is just an unrepentant trollop?
Marriage is for religious weirdos
Uh, no, it's for a tax break and insurance purposes.
If you break your taxes how will we use them
and for crime/court
Ummm, that only means he was pissing.
Maybe he just took a leak, because pee is stored in the balls.
This is a "masturbating is cheating" person, yeah?
I mean, could be masturbating, but after coming home from being out all day?
Boss makes a dollar, i make a dime. That's why i fap, on company time.
Please break the eye contact while doing that. Please. HR is shaking.
He's whackin, jackin, and fappin!
After the 2nd shake ya better finish the job, ya'know?
That 3rd shake really is the best.
Fair enough
Like a leaky faucet. Drip... drip... drip...
Nah. The only way to know for sure is by taste.
Personally I go by humidity and vigor
Or smell
Honey, here i am for my ball check.
Reminds me of penis inspection day in school
ohhhh, that's why i have such huge balls.
https://youtu.be/YDgTRY9vGCM?si=2pZw0h02sAO7pk9R
Lol that was the first thing that popped into my head too.
Dammit, beat me to it!
Is this even real?
Certainly feels so after a while
While you're there, they also have a chlorine like musk after load dump.