asklemmy·Ask Lemmybyanonymous What's the most embarrassing thing you did in front of your crush?View original on lemmy.world39Comments10
PPaperTowel lemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesThis one time she whispered in my ear a secret, and I was so nervous but wanted to whisper something back but I didn't know what to say and ended up just breathing in her ear for 5 seconds.34
PPaperTowel replylemmy.worldI was like, im so sorry that was so weird, and she laughed and said not to worry about it.11
Maharashtra lemmy.world5Hide 5 repliesIf you're asking me, then I got so drunk I fell into a bath, vomitted and shat myself.21
Maharashtra replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyWe're married, have little, cute toddler and visited half of the world together... I guess you can say "it wasn't as bad as it seemed at the moment".14
JackbyDev replyprogramming.dev"Oh no, I sure hope someone doesn't throw up and shit themselves in my bathtub, I totally wouldn't swoon over that..." 👀2
This one time she whispered in my ear a secret, and I was so nervous but wanted to whisper something back but I didn't know what to say and ended up just breathing in her ear for 5 seconds.
I was like, im so sorry that was so weird, and she laughed and said not to worry about it.
If you're asking me, then I got so drunk I fell into a bath, vomitted and shat myself.
Nice one! How did that work out for you?
We're married, have little, cute toddler and visited half of the world together... I guess you can say "it wasn't as bad as it seemed at the moment".
"Oh no, I sure hope someone doesn't throw up and shit themselves in my bathtub, I totally wouldn't swoon over that..." 👀
H-how...?
Hard to say. I was drunk.
I existed.
“…. you look pretty”
“What?”
“I SAID YOU LOOK SHITTY”