Gotta move with the times, man. Emojis are a great way to add tone to text-based conversation for those who didn’t grow up in IRC chatrooms, learning to apply tone to the text itself.
Excessive use of emojis can be annoying, but in concept I think they’re fine.
I believe the soda is our future.
Drink it well, and let it hydrate ya.
Swallow all the sugar that it has inside
Then swallow your sense of pride
To make it easier
To let the children's laughter
Remind you it goes to your thighs.
I thought the pic on the right was Kamala Harris and couldn't figure out wtf drink it could be. Had to read the comments and do a double take to realize it's Whitney Houston
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Read the text ya’ll, it’s Coke.
Coke never has the water button on it though
But why? I thought you could assign it to wherever you wanted?
It's assigned to a drink that isn't carbonated. If there isn't one then water gets its own dispenser.
How, when, where, why?
Whitney Houston had cocaine problems I believe....
It’s not coke. Coke or Pepsi is always on the end because it’s the most frequently changed and that’s the easiest position to replace.
That’s mildly interesting and something I would have died never knowing. Thanks for that tidbit
trump could have been fanta
Lol, missed oppurtunity
Columbian gold, Texas snow
Oh, that's what they meant when the Texas power grid failed...
I wish the author used punctuation instead of emojis
Gotta move with the times, man. Emojis are a great way to add tone to text-based conversation for those who didn’t grow up in IRC chatrooms, learning to apply tone to the text itself.
Excessive use of emojis can be annoying, but in concept I think they’re fine.
😠
Perfect, well done!
Ironically, kids were held back for this mess.
sniffs
Ahh snow in summer
I’m imagining a Beverly Hillbillies-style listing of synonyms.
Booger sugar
Nose beer
Bolivian rocket fuel
Next thing you know, ol' Jed heads a cartel
It’s Hi-C as in she hit that high C in the song 😂
Greatest Soda Of All
Guys, she drowned in a bath. It’s water.
Sugar
Twice as sweet as sugar
Milk?
Water?
I believe the soda is our future.
Drink it well, and let it hydrate ya.
Swallow all the sugar that it has inside
Then swallow your sense of pride
To make it easier
To let the children's laughter
Remind you it goes to your thighs.
Every woman?
I thought the pic on the right was Kamala Harris and couldn't figure out wtf drink it could be. Had to read the comments and do a double take to realize it's Whitney Houston