cmemesbycompostgoblin Flipping tables and whipping merchantsView original on slrpnk.net709Comments18Reply
LLordCrom lemmy.worldWhenever some asks 'What would Jesus do?' remind them that whipping a bitch is on the table.10Reply
NNoWay replylemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesNo on the Eighth day God said, the first rule about fight club is you do not talk about fight club.4Reply
AAnticorp replylemmy.worldLOL, idk why this made me laugh so hard, but it really did. Well done.1Reply
bbetterdeadthanreddit replylemmy.world"Put this piece of me in your mouth and drink my bodily fluids."4Reply
wwerefreeatlast lemmy.worldThis fahking guy keeps trying to kiss my cheeks again! Cmon man! Its 6pm! I'll see you outside in the parking lot!1Reply
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He came not to be served, but to serve...
...,you your own ass!
"Turn the other cheek" practice.
A man only has two cheeks. After that, it's clobbering time!
Whenever some asks 'What would Jesus do?' remind them that whipping a bitch is on the table.
He gonna be distributing PAIN
The ACTUAL first miracle was turning gym bottles into cans of whoop ass.
No on the Eighth day God said, the first rule about fight club is you do not talk about fight club.
See ya next Monday.
LOL, idk why this made me laugh so hard, but it really did. Well done.
Oh… fighting huh.
Show up at 6:00 to find out!
It’s for a 13 person gangbang, Last Supper reenactment.
"Put this piece of me in your mouth and drink my bodily fluids."
Fightin' the good fight
No! It's a wine & sushi party. And he walks on water for your entertainment.
This fahking guy keeps trying to kiss my cheeks again! Cmon man! Its 6pm! I'll see you outside in the parking lot!
Chof God!