wlemmyshitpost·Lemmy ShitpostbyworkerONE Extended lungsView original on lemmy.world564Comments20Reply
insomniac_lemon lemmy.cafe1Hide 1 replyYou got scammed, bro. 4-stroke lungs are a much better deal. (uni-directional breathing, air sacs before/after lungs. birds, crocodiles, dinosaurs)35Reply
PPrehensile_cloaca replylemm.eeYeah but then you have to change your lung oil more frequently. Shit adds up in this economy11Reply
dvlsg lemmy.world1Hide 1 replyI'm mostly surprised that one or both lungs aren't Saddam Hussein.22Reply
CCluckN replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyRemember when Michael Phelps did an interview and had a 4ft bong behind him? I can’t imagine what happens when a professional swimmer takes a hit.4Reply
dan1101 lemm.ee1Hide 1 replyI got extended lungs and it was the best thing I've ever done and I'm not just saying that to get a commission.9Reply
ppearsaltchocolatebar replydiscuss.onlineI have extended lungs, but I opted for the 'play a brass instrument for a decade' method.6Reply
BBreadOven replylemmy.worldGood point. Although I was referring to obvious Plant as in https://obviousplant.com not sure if they did that image or not.1Reply
Stalinwolf lemmy.caAh, I've got one of these due this month, but the Canada Post strike is going on. I still don't know who signed me up, but I've been getting this joke mail for months now.1Reply
ttetris11 lemmy.worldI am a walnut tree in Gülhane park. You are not aware of this, and neither are the police.1Reply
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hatelove him!You got scammed, bro. 4-stroke lungs are a much better deal. (uni-directional breathing, air sacs before/after lungs. birds, crocodiles, dinosaurs)
Yeah but then you have to change your lung oil more frequently. Shit adds up in this economy
You told everyone!
Dr. Crowbar lol
He's offering CORVID shots, too.
I'm mostly surprised that one or both lungs aren't Saddam Hussein.
Hell yeah i can smoke more
Remember when Michael Phelps did an interview and had a 4ft bong behind him? I can’t imagine what happens when a professional swimmer takes a hit.
I dont remember also who is that and what is ft
I got extended lungs and it was the best thing I've ever done and I'm not just saying that to get a commission.
I have extended lungs, but I opted for the 'play a brass instrument for a decade' method.
I'm calling you about your lung extended warranty...
I take lungs now, gills come next week.
Obvious Plant?
Plants are the extended lungs of the planet.
Good point. Although I was referring to obvious Plant as in https://obviousplant.com not sure if they did that image or not.
Ah, I've got one of these due this month, but the Canada Post strike is going on. I still don't know who signed me up, but I've been getting this joke mail for months now.
I am a walnut tree in Gülhane park.
You are not aware of this, and neither are the police.