programmerhumor·Programmer HumorbyTibor We must stay focusedView original on pawb.social449Comments17
Bappity lemmy.world5Hide 5 repliesyou need to teach them to put random instances of sleep statements so they can be removed later and you can pretend you optimized the app for your client37
LazaroFilm replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyWe need to do an efficiently test. Run my cone a thousand times and yours a thousand times, then check which runs faster.1
RRightHandOfIkaros lemmy.world9Hide 9 repliesGuy can afford 4 laptops but didn't have enough to spare for a shirt? EDIT: Since I guess it wasn't obvious enough, this is a sarcastic joke, I am not being serious.15
RRightHandOfIkaros replylemmy.worldI mean I am not making fun of him, that is indeed average coder priorities.3
SpezCanLigmaBalls replylemmy.worldI knew someone was gonna get butthurt over not wearing a shirt lol who cares8
ddamnson replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyThis place was so chill for the first few weeks, now people out here downvoting blatantly obvious and benign humor4
vvkirlin replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyI sit shirtless on my computer as it heats the air, specially noticable in summer. Can't imagine being around 4 at once3
The Ramen Dutchman replyttrpg.networkOh, I think I can help you: Don't sit on top of your computer, that's the part that gets hot, especially in summer1
you need to teach them to put random instances of sleep statements so they can be removed later and you can pretend you optimized the app for your client
sleep(3.786912e+11)bad code. that should be abstracted to
coma()We need to do an efficiently test. Run my cone a thousand times and yours a thousand times, then check which runs faster.
easy. i'll add this benchmark as a unit test to check in ci/cd
Guy can afford 4 laptops but didn't have enough to spare for a shirt?
EDIT: Since I guess it wasn't obvious enough, this is a sarcastic joke, I am not being serious.
I mean I am not making fun of him, that is indeed average coder priorities.
I knew someone was gonna get butthurt over not wearing a shirt lol who cares
The server racks behind the camera make it really hot.
This place was so chill for the first few weeks, now people out here downvoting blatantly obvious and benign humor
Welcome to Reddit 2 I guess.
I sit shirtless on my computer as it heats the air, specially noticable in summer. Can't imagine being around 4 at once
Oh, I think I can help you: Don't sit on top of your computer, that's the part that gets hot, especially in summer
“Quit printing
baNaNain your JS console!”I like the stickers on the 3rd kid's tough book, that's a nice touch
Another child labor/being poor is hilarious meme. So funny.