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Brazilian's impression on Europe(i have never been there and this is based on nothing)

this one is for the Europeans who laughed when i made fun of the Yankees.

Before the fun police comes and confiscates my post, this is obviously a joke and should not be taken seriously(unless you are Portuguese)

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As a German it is seven times easier to piss of a Brazilian

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lemmy.world

As a brazillian german (bron in brazil, german mother), its easier to piss off germans lolol.

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Just say "you speak Brazilian, right?" and let them boil over in rage.

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As a german I find this offensive, but damn funny as heck :D

Also I really dig that you divided France into France and Vichy France.

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lemmy.world

Another Brazilian here.

The Iceberg is famous for using geothermal power. It's hard to understand how. Except for that, no change.

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Richardreply
lemmy.world

Worry not Slovenian friend, i have not forgotten about your amazing country and have made a special map just for you!

::: spoiler . :::

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spoiler didn't work for me. I'm on Voyager (mobile) if it matters. Here's how a spoiler works for me:

::: spoiler AAAAA A TITLE HERE PANIC

:::

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lemmy.world

TIL I know that I live in the middle of a desert, guess and will go now and find my spirit animal then.

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Time to go back to the times you dabbled in gangsta rap and replace all street references with desert references. Don’t forget about the camel samples while you’re at it

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Fun fact: the part marked as "why is this not part of Romania" has entire songs written about why it should be part of Romania

Also, according to the national anthem, all Romanians are related by blood to Romans

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So that's where the stealing part of stealing innovations comes from!

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What do you mean "too easy to piss off a German", do you want trouble? I'll give you some you lousy ... samba dancer.

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programming.dev
  • Uruguay = Cisplatina (this was the province name before it became independent from the Brazilian Empire)
  • Argentina = Infinite Crisis
  • Paraguay = Muamba (slang for stuff you buy and avoid paying import taxes)
  • Peru, Bolivia, Ecuador = Natives with top hats
  • Colombia = CIA drug farm
  • Venezuela = Immigrant spawn point
  • Guianas, Suriname = What? (nobody remembers they exist)
  • Central America in general = Hey, it's just like back home!

Lastly, of course, the great land of HUEHUEHUEBRBR

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How can people forget about Suriname? Don't they often hyphenate?

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bstixreply
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Depends on the time of day. They wake up American pissed, but after 11am: Both.

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11am? You give me too much credit. Holding out that far into the day is a real tough ask.

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And does it say richer? Who the fuck gets richer in Poland? People born after 1990 can't afford a house, same as everywhere else.

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lemmy.world

I am disappointed that we have to be in a bubble with Sweden... Other than that: good map

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Nikko882reply
lemmy.world

By no means. Jamtland, Herjedalen, and Bohuslen can stay in the bubble, but the rest of Sweden can go and find their own bubble.

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Doctor Who

As Sylvester McCoy said: "The Doctor's not from Gallifrey but from Galloway"

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Divorced but still friends

You probably didn't checked recent politics of our countries. Still could be worse (looks south).

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lemmy.world

This is amazing :)

Also, Brazilian :0 a good friend I know is from there as well :)

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lemmy.world

Islands at the end of something looking like boot : exists

Brazillians : 👀 o fute bal detectãoinho!

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if there was more Brazilians in Italy i guarantee to you that very ball shaped island would no longer be nowhere near that very boot shaped piece of land

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lemmy.world

I am pissed off cheese is only attributed to Switzerland. 🥖😡🍷

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I think there's also a small area that's rich people skiing, some additional lake lovers, ice road truckers, and empty

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sopuli.xyz

The knowledge of geography is top notch.

And Brazil is the colony, not the other way around.

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Richardreply
lemmy.world

The Portuguese media has gotten to your brain, your contributions to the free thinking world will be remembered fondly, old friend 😔✊

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should I

  1. Mock Bulgaria
  2. Swear out Greece
  3. Sing my praises for Erdogan
  4. Act extremely nationalistic for Turkey
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Richardreply
lemmy.world

i'm not, my cursive handwriting is terrible, so i have moved away from it

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