Tcat·catsbyTheFunkyMonk I’m ready to go to bed but it’s currently illegal to move, open to suggestions.View original on lemmy.world317Comments10
captainastronaut seattlelunarsociety.orgLearn to throw your voice until you can “pspsps” from down the hall.16
Try en passant
Holy hell
New kitten just dropped
Sleeping on the couch with a fur blanket is always a viable option.
Just doze off if you've already brushed your teeth
Get an accomplice to open a can of tuna.
Learn to throw your voice until you can “pspsps” from down the hall.
Succumb.
This is your life now.
Soooo cute
Defenestration