theonion·The OnionbyZeroCool USA to destabilize American government after discovering it’s an oil rich nationhttps://chaser.com.au/world/usa-to-destabilize-american-government-after-discovering-its-an-oil-rich-nation/Open linkView original on slrpnk.net727Comments19Reply
TTheSlad replysh.itjust.worksWell, the first paragraph of the article is pretty much all true...7Reply
CChronosTriggerWarning lemmy.worldDon't tell America... ...there's oil in America. "What?! They have oil? And brown people?!? GET 'EM!"5Reply
llulztard sh.itjust.works1Hide 1 replyAre Americans finally reaping what they've sown for over a hundred years? I can't wait to watch. I hope they have Trump for life.-11Reply
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Gold
Black gold, one might say!
Texas tea!
Next, they’re bringing them democracy?
Managed Democracy™
Democrazy^TM^
...for SuperAmerica!
How bout a nice cup of liber-tea
This the realest fake headline
Well, the first paragraph of the article is pretty much all true...
Mission accomplished.
Don't tell America...
...there's oil in America.
"What?! They have oil? And brown people?!? GET 'EM!"
Now offering Democracy as a Service (DaaS)
Why didn't they name that website the bloomin onion
FK I bit it
“nepo-baby creep” … pure poetry
Thanks Obama!
Are Americans finally reaping what they've sown for over a hundred years? I can't wait to watch. I hope they have Trump for life.
Something something, nose, spider face