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lemmy.world

Hey boss, I won't be in today, I have a latibulation appointment. It should last somewhere between 4 years and forever.

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Legitimately the first thing I thought of haha. That and the first rule of dictionary corner; don’t fuck with Susie Dent

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lemm.ee

I don't want a corner, I want a cave. At the top of a mountain.

If anyone comes thinking I'm some sort of guru, I'll let the mountain realign things for them on the way down.

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And this is why every hermit that people claim is so wise is always pissed when people come to them

They put in as much effort as possible to get as far away as possible and yet..

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So a latibulation cave. I'm latibulating in my latibulation cave.

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I've been using VR lately for this purpose. Surprisingly effective.

I dunno. Just helps to isekai myself to a different plane of existence for a little while.

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I latibulated at work today for like 9h, then did all the things in the following 20 minutes.

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I trust you, or my name is not Centipedes.

Oh wait, that's Greek. ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ I'll let it slide this time.

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Me too. Feels weird being part of the elite dissociative club. $5,000 and a master's degree in computer science so I can authentically move my fingers and toes as a dragon man and pet some dog girl who's in literally Australia.

We've gone full circle

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You reached the end

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