atheistmemes·Atheist MemesbyFlying Squid Limited Edition!View original on lemmy.world290Comments21Reply
GGork lemm.ee1Hide 1 replyWhen is the Mountain Dew® Baja Blast limited edition Eucharist gonna drop?15Reply
IninewCrow lemmy.ca1Hide 1 replyThey should have a 'Pop Rocks' Eucharist ..... now you can feel the Holy Spirit popping in your mouth ... instead of the priest14Reply
MMercuri lemmy.world3Hide 3 repliesConsidering they unironically released a loli mascot and implemented the plot of Dogma as real policy I can no longer tell if this is fake or not.11Reply
WWrufieotnak replyfeddit.org1Hide 1 replyJust to correct you on something: the plot of dogma is real policy since at least 1300. It is not new. Still just a marketing tactic though.9Reply
sstyle99 replylemm.ee At press time, a contingent of church goers was forming outside the Vatican to protest the new flavor, claiming that, if anything, Jesus was lemon-lime. Almost had me thinking this was something real.6Reply
🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆 yiffit.net2Hide 2 repliesNo lie: I always liked these styrofoam wafers. They taste like nothing, and have a fun texture. Making them have a flavor would be even cooler.10Reply
TTootSweet replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyRight? I kinda want to try those wafers with meat and cheese on them. Like a eucharist lunchable. Also, as a kid, I always thought it was unfair that the priest got to finish off what was left over.10Reply
ddisplaced_city_mouse replymidwest.social Like a eucharist lunchable Don't give the Catholic church another idea how to get kids in the door.6Reply
AAVincentInSpace pawb.social2Hide 2 repliesthis legitimately feels like something that could have happened in Snow Crash5Reply
Flying Squid replylemmy.worldIt is 100% gluten so that the gluten-intolerant can suffer like our savior.5Reply
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When is the Mountain Dew® Baja Blast limited edition Eucharist gonna drop?
I prefer mountain dew® baja blast zero sugar Eucharist
They should have a 'Pop Rocks' Eucharist ..... now you can feel the Holy Spirit popping in your mouth ... instead of the priest
Pop rocks first, priest after
Considering they unironically released a loli mascot and implemented the plot of Dogma as real policy I can no longer tell if this is fake or not.
Just to correct you on something: the plot of dogma is real policy since at least 1300. It is not new.
Still just a marketing tactic though.
Oh, TIL. Thanks!
Almost had me thinking this was something real.
No lie: I always liked these styrofoam wafers. They taste like nothing, and have a fun texture. Making them have a flavor would be even cooler.
Right? I kinda want to try those wafers with meat and cheese on them. Like a eucharist lunchable.
Also, as a kid, I always thought it was unfair that the priest got to finish off what was left over.
Don't give the Catholic church another idea how to get kids in the door.
Oops! All Frankincense
Coming soon: Everyflavor Eucharist.
Alas, earwax.
Why are they upside down?
Does that mean it’s a berry marinade?
Is this better or worse than the anime girl mascot?
More flavorful.
this legitimately feels like something that could have happened in Snow Crash
I liked that book.
Is it gluten free?
It is 100% gluten so that the gluten-intolerant can suffer like our savior.