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lemmy.dbzer0.com

He's the type to down fistfuls of Viagra. Hey, maybe we'll get lucky and he'll overdose and his cock will explode.

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sh.itjust.works

I've heard of old men married to much younger women dying from sex taxing their hearts too much, so that is more likely than you think.

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lemmy.dbzer0.com

He’ll need a presidential mistress. Melania already gave him a son, you know she doesn’t let him touch her anymore.

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I'm looking forward to a constant stream of news about tweets xcrements

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lemmy.zip

On a semi-related note, a friend of a friend got to know a Japanese woman through a mutual friend group, and apparently after finding out that he had some decent culinary skills she texted him "I want to taste your cook".

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lemmy.world

Introducing the brand new Amazon Originals animated series:

The Orange Man and the Nice Lady

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Wow that's exactly what they would look like! Good luck to them with their erection!

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lemmy.world

Jerry Lewis: “All the voting, and the screaming of the orange man, and THE NICE LADYYY!”

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May he rest in peace.

Wait. Brain immediately went Gilbert Gottfried with the all caps nice lady. Ah well, may they both rest in peace.

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"Oh you know, how it always ends, feelings of self loathing and despair."

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It's the verb meaning to be wrong, so, contextually, I think the person made the classic l/r switch mistake, saw the reaction, and asked if what they wrote was incorrect.

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