Donald Trump Has Lost His Sh*t
Some headlines are just too good
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He lost his shit, but he can still win this shit, and turn it all to shit.
Go take a shit ... and then go vote!
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You call it taking a shit, I call it "Purging the Voter Rolls"
The hardest word in America has to be the word shit!
I just went on YouTube, searched for "Trump speech", clicked on the first result from a day ago, picked a random spot in the middle of the vid and watched for 5 minutes (so you don't have to).
Also, he looks like he's sick and tired of all this shit, slurring, with the body language and facial expression of someone having a stroke.
Jesus wept
Worlds within worlds
Ah the Mitch McConnell special.
He is preparing for a loss
have been since the start. still cracks me up what maga stands for and how it didn't happen in his first term.
The Orange Turd giving mic blow jobs for his following. How can you complete with that! /s
sigh.. I can't believe I'm living in a timeline where I'm hearing the words "giving mics blowjobs" come outta someone's mouth while talking about a fucking candidate for POTUS..
One who still stands a chance of actually winning. It's fairly impossible to grasp looking from the outside in.
Yup. I was laughing at UKdians for brexit and torontonians for the mayor of blow and now I just look around me and wish I was somewhere else so I could laugh at my country from a distance.
Well if it makes you feel better (probably not); the right wing government here is tanking the economy....for reasons.
It seems to be hell bent on giving tax cuts to the already wealthy; but usually when they have done this in the past, the kept the rest of the economy relatively stable. But this time it is one terrible decision after another, and rather then the "soft landing" we were on target for when they were elected, is looking like a full recession that didn't need to happen.
I mean it would but I just don't have it in me to laugh at other peoples misery. Thats how bad it is /s
I think that’s what the diapers are for
Have you checked his pants?
That would be a shitty thing to do.
did you shit in my pants?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAqkKbwvD1U
Did he ever really have his shit? He's been shitless as long as I've been paying attention.
You can’t keep your shit and throw it too.
New Republic out with the plain and simple. Nice to see.
I guess the best case scenario for a Trump win is that he gets sworn in and Vance immediately invokes the 25th Amendment?
I'm not sure that's best case either. Vance scares me more than Trump.
Wouldn't that potentially give us a democrat as VP, based on the speaker of the house (assuming the house stays blue) being moved up to VP?
No, it isn't like the nemesis system in a Lord of the rings game. A new VP is appointed, instead of everyone moving up a rank.
The house isn't blue. That's why we all know about Mike Johnson's porn watching habits
No. Look at Nixon. Spiro Agnew, his first VP, resigned, so he chose Gerald Ford as a replacement. Then, Nixon resigned and Ford became president.
His rhetoric has gotten much worse.
No shit
have they tried looking in his head?
Wouldn't find any. It's all in his diaper.