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lemmy.world

Another one that just goes over my head. Is the joke just meta, that the bear was made to look like the hunter "fought it" instead of taking a cheap shot from a safe distance?

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You got it right. Poor thing was just getting a drink and the hunter staged it as a monster.

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Im saying the bear just pretended to die, then pretended to get gutted and skinned and when the time came it killed the hunter after the 4th frame.

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lemmy.ca

New rule. Hand to hand combat, take what you can carry out. No clothing or weapons beyond what you get genetically.

I suspect the rhino, elephant and lion populations will benefit.

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I was born with hunting gear fused to my body and knives for fingers, am I prepared for rhino fighting?

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lemmy.world

Imagine you're a deer bear. You're prancing along, you get thirsty, you spot a little brook, you put your little deer bear lips down to the cool clear water... BAM! A fuckin bullet rips off part of your head!

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lemmy.ca

Now I ask ya. Would you give a fuck what kind of pants the son of a bitch who shot you was wearing?

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4 November 2024 | Spyke