PugJesus lemmy.world7Hide 7 replies"is it homosexual to be alert in normal daylight hours" Fuck, is this why I'm on vampire hours all the goddamn time? Being straight sucks. Why hasn't Liberal Media(tm) converted me yet like I was promised it would!?61
TotallynotJessica replylemmy.world6Hide 6 repliesGiven your behavior on this instance, I have a hard time believing you're entirely straight.21
PugJesus replylemmy.world5Hide 5 repliesYou would think, but I just don't have any taste in boys* *except for monsters, I'd fuck a monster in an instant18
TotallynotJessica replylemmy.world4Hide 4 repliesYou're a cis dude? My gaydar straight up doesn't work 🤦♀️15
PugJesus replylemmy.world3Hide 3 repliesFlying under the gaydar. In your defense, my mother suspected I was gay for the longest time. XD14
PugJesus replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyRecently was diagnosed with ADHD, so there's definitely that at least, lol7
TotallynotJessica replylemmy.world::: spoiler Let me know if anything changes! Or if you get corrupted by the woke agenda!!!! :::7
Jo Miran lemmy.ml1Hide 1 replyLove who you want to, and if said love relieves your nasal congestion, even better.25
idunnololz replylemmy.worldBut what if I don't love them and only want to use them to relieve my nasal congestion3
"is it homosexual to be alert in normal daylight hours"
Fuck, is this why I'm on vampire hours all the goddamn time? Being straight sucks. Why hasn't Liberal Media(tm) converted me yet like I was promised it would!?
Given your behavior on this instance, I have a hard time believing you're entirely straight.
You would think, but I just don't have any taste in boys*
*except for monsters, I'd fuck a monster in an instant
You're a cis dude? My gaydar straight up doesn't work 🤦♀️
Flying under the gaydar. In your defense, my mother suspected I was gay for the longest time. XD
Maybe you're neuroqueer? Autism? ADHD?
Recently was diagnosed with ADHD, so there's definitely that at least, lol
::: spoiler Let me know if anything changes!
Or if you get corrupted by the woke agenda!!!!
:::
Love who you want to, and if said love relieves your nasal congestion, even better.
But what if I don't love them and only want to use them to relieve my nasal congestion
It certainly could be gay. And that's ok.
Friends with (health) benefits
friends with insurance (insuring each other it's not gay bro)
Sounds very gay to me.
Nooooo