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lemmy.ca

Like trying to get Windows to stop spying on you? Is that what you mean, Bill?

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lemmy.world

That’s really easy to accomplish.

Just remove windows.

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LOL. Guess we found the Microsoft service rep.

(cuz you broke windows,)

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I just imagine Pierluigi Collina looking at the camera with his famous/scary stare.

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lemm.ee

I bought an eufy doorbell and it had a feature that it would only alert you if a person was spotted, well apparently it thinks wheels are heads and it kept sending me notifications all night long every time a car passed by and their headlights reflected off of my car.

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sh.itjust.works

Are you pronouncing it "oofy" or e-u-f-y... Because "an eufy XXXX" is wigging me out.

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lemmy.sdf.org

In my head I have always thought it was YOO-fee, similar to the beginning of "Europe"...

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lemmy.ca

Trial and error

Just think, pretty soon our missiles will be able to blow up schools and hospitals without us needing to find them first

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Make no mistake. This is a military AI that also happens to be useful for sports.

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I feel kink-shamed by some of these comments. I love watching a bald-headed linesman. Mmm. Nnnnnrgh!

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sh.itjust.works

We laugh now, but all this really means is the Ai now has a really good failure case to improve upon

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I bet a there's a group in the LGBT+ community that would like to watch adult movies filmed with such AI cameras.

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This makes for way better TV than if the camera simply worked. It's a mistake that a human would probably never make, and definitely not persist in making.

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You shut your whore mouth. This is the single greatest thing AI has ever done.

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